Paris Hilton’s Got Her Push Up Bra On of the Day
I hate Paris Hilton, not only because she’s rich and tricked the world into caring about her up until recently, or because she’s a good business person and understands marketing or making money, or because she’s trashy and fucks on camera because most of the girls I love are trashy and fuck on camera, but because she’s just one of those people who annoys the fuck out of me and rubs me the wrong fuckin’ way. I figure the rest of the world feels the same way, because she’s hardly relevant anymore, her Good Charlotte sister, who will be in Montreal on Thursday and who I plan on egging on video, has a tight leash on her crazed vagina but unfortunately, whenever I see her pumpin’ up her barely there tits using a push up bra because she’s not into implants, I feel the need to post the shit.
I have a girl on my Facebook who has a profile that is pretty much identical to the real Paris Hilton’s profile, she included an AIM account on it and I decided to message her because I figured there was a chance it was her and I was pretty bored. After about 5 minutes of chatting with this bitch, I realized that she was nothing more than a 15 year old high school girl trying to be funny, mainly because she was smart enough to formulate a sentence, and because she knew less about Paris Hilton than I did, which doesn’t say a lot for me and was not a very proud moment.
I figured that since this bitch pretends to be Paris Hilton, despite being a teenage Filipino, I should ask why she tries to trick us into thinking she’s got bigger tits than she does, since I find it offensive, false marketing and it brings back memories of bringing home sluts with hot tits when I was younger, only to have been dooped and stuck with some A-Cups to play with.
This was her response as Paris Hilton…
because I am a whore
So since she’s the Internet Paris Hilton, I figure that statement is pretty much truth, unlike the lie that is in her push-up bra.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
stick it in her pooooooper!!
August 11th, 2008 at 4:44 pm
I feel all these small titty broads should be required to wear this shit. Otherwise, they’re just useless.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
She’s hot!
August 11th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Maybe if Paris Hilton would indulge in a burger or two,then her breasts would be bigger the natural way(from weight gain).
Most push-up bra’s do wonder’s for a woman’s figure,whether they are big or small chested.
But Paris Hilton isn’t any more desirable,just cause her titties are pushed up to the high Heavens.
And no matter how classy Paris Hilton aims to appear on occasion,she still ends up looking like a tramp.
The pics posted are proof of this.
August 12th, 2008 at 6:12 pm
WOW…
Thank you, Candi!
That was very insightful!
Now, let me take a minute to exercise my keen sense of the obvious…
TRAMPS ARE FUN… AND FUNNY!!!!
And, I would still totally pee in her butt!