Paris Hilton and The Good Charlotte Sister are No More of the Day
So it turns out that Paris Hilton has finally come to her senses and dropped this whole lesbian theme that’s been going down the last couple months in Hollywood because it was overbearing and her career went to shit, by leaving her lesbian lover Benji Madden. The rumor is that she’s moved onto the CEO of Myspace named Chris DeWolfe, which is pretty appropriate considering that Myspace is dying as fast as Paris Hilton’s career and this is the kind of thing that a company in extreme desperation would try to stage to get back in the news……
Now I hate Paris Hilton as much as I hate Benji Madden and his suburban rockstar/popstar bullshit image with his fake tattoos, his sex with his twin brother that isn’t gay because it’s like they are masturbating since they are the same person, but I don’t hate either of them as much as I hate Myspace, because neither Paris or Good Charlotte fucked me over personally, I can just ignore their retarded behavior, but Myspace deleted my profile that I was trying to use to get famous like I was Tila Tequila and that shit’s not at all forgivable, kinda the same feeling Chris DeWolfe will feel when Paris Hilton moves onto new cock and he realizes that he threw away his marriage for this subpar broken down vaginaed slut in some act of desperation, mid-life crisis or just plane dirty ol’ man maneuvering.
Here is Paris Hilton celebrating the fact that she’s fucking an old man at the Playboy mansion with other whores who fuck an old man…..it’s nice to see like-minded people finally finding each other, it’s like when two socially awkward people who have no friends in their local towns, but find each other on the internet and end up marrying and living a happy life they otherwise wouldn’t live, but the lingerie, fake tit, blonde, get paid too much money to get naked and fuck on camera because we don’t consider ourselves everyday strippers/whores version…..
Tags: G, MySpace, Paris Hilton
August 12th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
1st!
August 12th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
I’d ride her like a rented mule.
August 12th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
There is another gossip - Jenifer Aniston joined a celeb/rich dating site ( wealthyromanceS.Com ) as she is alone for so long!
August 12th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Myspace sucks!! no nudity!!
August 12th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Paris Hilton wastes no time moving on,as she appears the most slutty she has in months.
I guess she wants everyone to get a gander at her “goodies”,in the hopes of landing another sucker who will agree to be these disease ridden whore’s boyfriend.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Another thing,now Benji is stuck with Herpes,cause he was desperate enough to fuck Paris Hilton.
I bet Benji has tons of regrets,especially when he is applying his daily dosage of Valtrex.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
I don’t apply my dosage daily!! I think Paris and I belong together!
August 12th, 2008 at 4:20 pm
You guys should be ashamed for talking about the next president that way !
August 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
will Benji be VP?
August 12th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Is everything fake on her? I bet she wears a Merkin Too!!