Eva Longoria Has a Nipple of the Day
Sure Eva Longoria looks like a fuckin’ rat, but she’s Mexican and seeing Mexican girls slut themselves out really makes me feel like they are taking away all the work I have done to give Mexicans a good name in the world. It’s like when Feminists talk about girls like Lohan and Paris Hilton taking away from all the hard work women have done in the world to get equal pay, respect and the right to vote, while these sluts go around discounting their work by being counter-productive as they show the world their pussies and fuck random men to get ahead and have a good time, while teaching young girls that it’s right to let me eat you out, but making feminsts mad that they’re doing it, except I think Lohan and Hilton are doing good and I think Eva Longoria in her see through shirt is just embarrassing and reminds me of my cousins, mothers and neighbors who worked hard to get her the right to be an American and who probably even helped her parents jump the border, giving her the opportunity to be who she is and she just takes away everything they have done by not wearing a bra for a little attention like a little common fuckin’ whore.
Speaking Lohan, at least I was at the beginning of this post, I got word of the hotel Sam Ronson was staying at and decided it would be funny to leave a sex toy for her to use at the front desk. I don’t know if she was actually staying there, but I wrapped up this free toy a company sent me that was shaped like a hand, something I thought wouldn’t offend her since it wasn’t penis shaped and I wrote a note that read
Samantha,
I heard you were in town and figured that you are probably lonely this and let’s hope this will come in “handy”, get it, since it’s shaped like a hand about to diddle…anyway, I’m more of a one-finger kind of guy, this two finger number will do you wonders. Don’t worry it has never been used, unless my wife snuck in and used it when I wasn’t lookin, in that case you may notice some green shit that should wash off easy and a smell of horse piss and death that will probably take a few hours soaking in bleach to get rid of, but in any case I’ll be broken up if you don’t use this on Lohan.
With Love,
Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstefather.com
Here’s Eva Longoria, her rat face and her little nipple cheapening the Mexican race a little more everyday.
August 14th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
nice nipple
August 14th, 2008 at 4:10 pm
LOL.Wonder what Sam Ronson thought of her gift.
That is fuckin hilarious.
As for Eva Longoria,she is no longer a hot commodity,as I don’t think anyone watches
Desperate Housewives anymore.
Eva Longoria best be saving her earnings,cause she’s not the greatest actress,so she’s screwed when Desperate Housewives finally comes to an end.
And DHW will come to an end sooner than later,cause everyone has been sick of this show for awhile,and no longer watches it.
August 14th, 2008 at 6:16 pm
I would nurse on that nipple till it produced milk or blood, either way I would be good to go. Jerking off while nursing though means I have to be double jointed.
I am willing to try.