Anna Kournikova’s Ass for Maxim of the Day
Here’s Anna Kournikova, one of the better things that has come out of the Soviet since the Cold War. Sometimes I feel like I live in a communist Russia. I have a shitty one room apartment that is more dingy than my whore wife’s period panties that were once white and now, 6 years later, are a weird blue color. I have rationed bread and toilet paper because my wife beats me to the shit, and we don’t have money to buy more. I have no spending money and last week, my wife makes me wear grey prison uniform when I am in the house because I had no clothes and she found it at the vintage store and thought it would be funny.
Today I went to make myself some instant coffee because I am poor and spent 2 weeks worth of spending money last night alone and can’t afford my Starbucks now that my free hook-up decided to move up the corporate ladder and took a job over at a Subway. As I was pouring the boiling water in a glass cup because we don’t have coffee mugs, not even the paper ones I stole from the AA meeting I forgot to write about last week, that turned out to be a depressing party, and the fucking thing just exploded in my hand, like I can’t even make a fucking coffee without God trying to kill me with broken glass and boiling water….
I don’t really know where I am going with this, but here are some pics of Anna Kournikova lookin’ hot in Maxim.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I’d love to shoot a load between those butt cheeks and watch it run down her legs.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
I;d watch a hell of a lot more tennis if more lady tennis players were like her, sharapova, and the playboy girl and not like butchy billie jean kings.
August 15th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
I think I ever viewed her PRIVATE photos on ♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥ where the rich/celebrity have romance with the admirers!
August 15th, 2008 at 3:47 pm
She has a nice ass,it’s just too bad that she is engaged to that douchebag Enrique Iglesis.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
Dude….just dig a coffee cup out of someone’s trash.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:42 pm
D’ya think sunshine is a spammer? Anyway, anna is smokin hot and deserves some DSF love.
August 16th, 2008 at 12:53 am
why is she still famous?? at least paris hilton releases a sex tape every year to justify her camerawhoring