Miss Great Britian 1996 in a Bikini of the Day
Her name is Liz Fuller, I’ve never heard of her, you probably have because you have been following the Miss World pageant your entire life, not because you are a pervert who likes watching girls from every country in the world share one stage as they prance around in their bikinis, but because it was always your dream to be a crowned at a beauty pageant and found it unfair that they wouldn’t let you, just because you have a penis, but every chance you get you put on your mom’s wedding dress, throw on a tiara and a walk around the room, when one of your stuffed animals hosting the event crowns you Miss Universe, you scream with joy and cry while doing a final speech and and walk around the room before your dad walks in on you and yells at you to man the fuck up because boys aren’t supposed to wanna be Miss Universe, they are suposed to fuck them.
Either way, she’s old and she proves that in her bikini selection, because he’s what you see mom’s on the beach wearing to hide their gunts from having one too many kids, even though they only had one kid, if you know what I mean. I feel like this post was like a scenic drive through the glorious mountains inside my brain that are getting deforestationed from all the hard drinkin…..glad you’ve come along for the ride….
August 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
She’s rockin’ that bikini.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
Haha, bitches!
August 15th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Liz looks better in the pink bikini.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
Miss Great Britian 2008 is Gemma Garrett.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It’s a place for romancing with the rich & celeb….
August 15th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
I have no idea who Liz Fuller is,but she is very ugly.
Fuck,why do British ppl always have fucked up teeth?lol
Liz Fuller needs to lose weight,get a new hairdo,and fix her teeth.
August 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
She needs to be smoking!
August 15th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
That’s no dream. It’s gonna happen some day.
August 15th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
I almost mistook her for Helen Mirren in another bikini shot.
August 15th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Mommy? Why, Mommy?
August 16th, 2008 at 7:19 am
What an ugly face. This is the problem with most English girls, their face looks like a cross breeding attempt between a horse and a sheep.
They don’t age well at all.
BTW I quite like Lucy Pinder, so clearly there are some exceptions to the rule.
August 16th, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Is that what your father told you when you were having your own, private beauty peageant, Stepfather? How sad… I think every boy should have a right to dress nicely and attend beauty pageants.