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Selma Blair Bikini Picture of the Day

I am fucking hurting today, I woke up surprised to be alive because last night was seriously fucking abusive on myself, just look at my stepLINKS post written at 6 am while fuckin’ destroyed, but it turns out that my fast beating heart, dizziness, shakes, pains and memories of stupidities from last night aren’t as hurting as my computer that wouldn’t let me access the blog all day and it turns out that my computer having AIDS, randomly shutting off, crashing and overall sucking dick is not as hurting as Selma Blair in a bikini. In all fairness this is her first job in a long time, she’s almost 40 and she’s supposed to be dumpy lookin’ in this role. I’d still fuck her like the pillow case full of mash potatoes she looks like she’d feel like…

That’s the first post of the day. I hope you liked it.

15 Responses to “Selma Blair Bikini Picture of the Day”

  1. Pen Says:

    How about a pillowcase full of cottage cheese? I bet she has a ton.

  2. fall Says:

    There is another gossip - Jenifer Aniston joined a celeb/rich dating site ( wealthyromanceS.Com ) as she is alone for so long!

  3. Pete Says:

    Shaved? Waxed? Bush?

  4. FngFer Says:

    I’m not seeing any cottage cheese, but that look on her face could skin a sidewinder, y’all!

  5. Satan666 Says:

    she looks so incredibly pissed that she has to wear that pink bikini and hat…fucking classic

  6. Cabrini Green Says:

    No Jew jokes, Jesus?
    She’s also has no waist, tits or ass (wonder what that lesbo’s lookin at).
    I like her pussy, though.

  7. Candi Apples Says:

    Selma Blair always has such a sour look on her face…

    Maybe the bitch needs to get laid.

  8. Joe Says:

    On the best looking Jewish chicks in Hollywood. No ugly ink, silicon, bozo lips —I kinda dig chicks with small boobs

  9. NowhereMan Says:

    Why is that 14 y/o boy wearing a bikini and creepy tranny sandals?

  10. Glen Quagmire Says:

    That’s one ugly cow-dyke there.

  11. Uncle Joe Mccarthy Says:

    fuck all of you…you know that she has gotta be wild in bed and will call you every dirty name in the book

    she can sit on my face any fuckin day

    marry me selma

  12. Bob Smith Says:

    Who’s the guy in the bikini?

  13. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    I always liked this chick. maybe it was the lesbo kiss

  14. Tyrone Says:

    her face would look better if someone poured acid on it. Jesus I have seen trees that were sexier than this ….Selma creature.

  15. de Cosmos Says:

    HaHa, Could she look any cheaper?

    And she has lips like a salmon… but, that’s enough about her twat.

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