Audrina from the Hills in Another Bikini of the Day
Audrina may not be smart, or very good looking, unless of course you are the kind of guy who volunteers at institutions designed for handicapped people because you find them so fuckin’ sexy with their chronic masturbations and glassy eyed, drooling smile, but she does have a rockin’ body and I am all for girls who lack substance and beauty making up for it through working out, eating disorders and even a good set of fake tits, even if I hate fake tits, they are sometimes nice to look at if done right and despite hating everything this fake bitch stands for, I can’t dis the boob job cuz she was done proper and it’s not like I’m fucking her or paying her for lap dances and forced to suck or grab at the hard weirdness implants feel like. I’m just window shopping….
Speaking of shopping, it’s nice to see that Audrina has taken some time away from wasting her life and filling her days with spending ridiculous amounts of money on designer clothes to fill her empty life and has got into her bikini, because when you have pretty much nothing to do with your days except star in a shitty reality show I want to see hit by a terrorist attack, you might as well do it half naked.
I guess her life is one that should be envied, but that’s not saying much coming from me because I envy the weirder shit life has to offer, like the other day when drunk, I went into a gas station to grab some candy at 5 am and saw some cracked out hooker walking around in bare feet, screaming at the clerk and trying to be lead back into the cab she came from by her John and the cab driver, only to end up pissing herself and making a mess all over the floor and being abandoned by the cab. It was nice to see that she was so fucked up she had no concept of anything going on around her, the world was her to do what she wanted, when she wanted, with no fear of getting raped or killled and the conventions everyone else has to follow like having a job, being civil and wearing shoes. The whole time I was thinking to myself how much better her life was than mine, so I guess my expectations are pretty low.
Here’s Audrina in that bikini.
August 19th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
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August 19th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
those cans are too fake looking, wheres pics of her sis, i like her tats
August 19th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Audrina’s chest is fuckin gross!
What is up with all those “spare ribs”???
Someone feed this girl a burger,hell,make it two!
August 19th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
You should have got some pics of that cracked out hooker.
August 19th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
This bitch is fucking ugly. Horrible fake jugs, No upper lip, fucked up teeth that would tear a man’s dick to shreds, and what the fuck is up with her eyes? She looks like a fucking basset hound.
You should find and post more pictures of her way hotter, way fuckable sister. The one that’s god a bangin’ body, gorgeous face, and a shitload of tattoos. I need a good fap, and butterface Audrina just ain’t gonna cut it.
August 19th, 2008 at 5:31 pm
How much longer do we have to wait for Audrina’s sister to pose nude in Playboy? Step your game up Hef!
August 19th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
Sorry, this bitch just turns me the fuck off.