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Nicole Scherzinger’s On a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day

Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini and reminded me of a conversation with an older stripper who gave me some discount dances because keeping up with the young girls wasn’t really doing good for her bank account. She tried to claim that there are dudes who go in there and who want 45 year old mom tits in their face, but I knew she was just trying to lure me into a dance and it was a sales tactic to make me think that there was something wrong with me for not wanting 45 year old tits in my hands for 10 dollars a song, it’s something I feel isn’t too hard to make happen in real life for free, so I’m better off going with 18 year old sluts.

Either way, she won me over with her obvious desperation, something I could relate to and we got to talking about the next step for her career. I told her she should start a pole dance class for suburban moms because they eat that shit up and she could make a killing doing it since stripping has pretty much dried up and she laughed at my idea….I haven’t figured out where I am going with this, but I do know that Scherzinger and her Pussycat Dolls are just lucky strippers who don’t need to get naked, which is a real waste considering how good the black light and smoke machines would make her haggard face look.

6 Responses to “Nicole Scherzinger’s On a Yacht in a Bikini of the Day”

  1. Glen Quagmire Says:

    If they were strippers I might know who they are.

  2. ldy Says:

    Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

  3. Pete Says:

    Nicole, take off the bikini for a few photos.

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    Nicole Sherzinger is a total skank.

    So she is lucky that she looks soo good in front of the pap???

  5. Satan666 Says:

    Somebody posted the semi-nudes of Nicole Scherzinger’s in the forum…just sayin

  6. nicole Says:

    she is hot

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