Keely Shaye Smith is Too Fat for a Bikini of the Day
So this is Pierce Bronson’s wife, who I am not sure looked like this when they got married, but I assume she didn’t because she’s the kind of fat chick that only losers with no fuckin’ options marries, you know someone like me or like this dude I knew who was about 120 pounds and 6 foot 6 who would walk around with a braces and harnesses on over his ill fitting clothes because his joints were too weak to support his little frame, which was pretty fucking awkward considering he weighed 120 pounds, but he found love in some obese woman he met in church and even she was too good for him so jumping on this opportunity made sense….despite how gross she probably looked naked.
But Bronson is a fucking actor with money and this bitch may not be as fat as my wife is fatter, but I can still say that she’s got no business being married to a Hollywood actor just as much as she has no business wearing a fuckin’ bikini. I am offended by these pictures and feel for Bronson because he can’t leave her now, it’ll make him look like a superficial asshole and the media will rape him and he can pretend that love can move mountains, but I will bet money that it won’t move this sack of shit of a woman….
At least there are always hookers…
August 20th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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August 20th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Two thumbs down for these pics.
August 20th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Did we offend you Jesus ? Why would you do this to us ?
August 20th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
Fucking cocksucker. This chick is hot. You could only wish you had a chick this hot. yOu need to post more thick bottom cuties like her and not the faux cunts you post about.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
Fuck,Pierce Bronson’s wife is huge!
I will bet my last dollar that Pierce Bronson is a regular client of the local escort agency.
Cause even fucking a dirty ho,would be better than fucking the pig that is
Pierce Bronson’s wife.
August 20th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Kelly Shaye Beard maybe…
August 20th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
man he’s a goodlooking rich dude and he has to bone down with that? I dont believe this at all.
She looks like her pussy smells bad.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:43 am
his surname is “Brosnan” not “Bronson”.
even so, she is one ugly bitch.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:14 am
Jesus, you should’ve posted pics of her 10-15 yrs ago, when she looked like Megan Fox. Really, she was gorgeous in her 20s.
A crying shame let herself go.
Yup & Pierce would look like John Edwards if ditched her now.
August 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
well at least now I feel skinny after my three kids…….good god if I was that tubby I think I would sell whatever I had to so I could afford lipo………nasty!
August 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
She has a medical conditions, asswipes. And he loves his wife, so get over it. People gain weight-it happens. Jesus!
August 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
O Holy hogwash!
He told her she didn’t have to obsess on being perfectly fit, vain or superficial.
There love is pure. It’s deeper than the exterior.
We all look the same when we get to be 80 or 90. Don’t fool yourself. People who throw away young love for something that appears better on the outside miss out on what’s best. Life is short, too short to be bed hopping looking for perfectly placed and sized flesh.
August 22nd, 2008 at 1:49 am
Your comments are vile. While I donot think that her body looks good she is on a beach and her bikini is no more revealing than one piece suite. Keely is not pretending to have the most beautiful body and is not parading it. She might be going through some difficulties and some women gain weight. Leave them alone! You should be ashamed of yourself.
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:47 am
Yer spellin’ his name wrong - its Brosnan NOT Bronson!!
And yay to him for not being obsessed with skinny bitches. This woman is REAL and so he is he - I know cos I’ve met him and he’s a nice guy. And he loves her for who she is not just what she looks like. Rock on Pierce and Keeley!
January 3rd, 2009 at 10:21 pm
You’re an ass. God I’ve read some mean spirited articles on this website before, but this one takes the cake. Asshole.