the stepHOTLINE

More on the stepHOTLINE
   Contest/News
  Win a StepSHIRT!
  Get Laid Tonight
   About
  Email Me
  trendmill
   Features
  stepTV
  stepINTERVIEWS
  stepSTALKER
  stepFAME
  stepBOX
   Other Links
  Archives
  Syndication






Paris Hilton’s Extensions are Showing of the Day

Ever since the sex tape came out, I knew everything Paris Hilton did was fucking half assed. I knew that anything she touched would turn out to be shit, like her movie roles, her TV show, her product lines, her club event hosting and her music career. She was just a fucking massive joke on society and for some reason society was just eating it all up because her depressing and embarrassing existance made us feel better about herself. You know, that a girl with a lazy eye could really get ahead provided she came from a prestigious family with a lot of money and a dream, all it took was turning to porn. It’s one of those motivational posters where you see a retarded kid running across the finish line or some shit, only less attractive.

The point of all this is to say that she has some half-assed extensions in her hair just after launching some line of hair extensions in hopes of making more money that she already has because extensions are more popular now than they have ever been and could mean lining her pockets and cashing in on a trend she probably thinks she started.

Now I am not business man, but when you are trying to sell stupid products, like hair you got from dying orphans in Africa and South America, you should at least rock them properly so that the rest of the world turns to themselves and talk about how nice your fuckin’ hair is and not just because it’s covering your busted face, making those who use extensions think that you’re actually wearing your own shit, so they buy it.

Showing up to a party with your extensions showing, is pretty fucking tacky, I mean I know hookers, strippers and sluts who all have extensions and I’m talking the cheap dollar store kind, and even they know how to cover shit up.

I don’t know why I just wrote this post, but I did and it’s staying…..

7 Responses to “Paris Hilton’s Extensions are Showing of the Day”

  1. Pete Says:

    You can’t spell Hotel Heiress without using the word Ho

  2. ldy Says:

    Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”

  3. Candi Apples Says:

    Paris Hilton should try to capitolize on the fact that she has herpes,and do a Valtrex commerical.

    Cause we all know that Paris does not wear the cheap extensions that she sells,that she goes to the high end salon for that shit.

    Paris is a herpes infested skank,with bad hair extensions,a flat chest,and a bone rack for a body……

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    At least if she did a commerical for Valtrex,she would be endorsing a product that she actually uses.

  5. Pete Says:

    ^^^ I’m guessing Candi doesn’t like Paris Hilton.

  6. Glen Quagmire Says:

    I love this slut and I am going to vote for her for president. She’ll be the second whore president, after B.C.

  7. _sigh_ Says:

    That’s broke-ass.

Leave a Reply






Ass Slap Fun
Wheeeee!
Lizzie Caplan Nudes
Very very nice...
Dancing Kid Spazz Attack
Just wait till he starts doing drugs
Juliana Martins Gallery
Because I'm a man who likes a little lingerie...
Stripping on the Train
Because the ride home doesn't have to be dull
Raw Girlfriends
Because they know it's the way to go...
Toronto Club Hotties
Because they make going out worthwile
Sluts Who Will Do Right By You
Because it is a full time job
Slut Rides a Sybian
And has fun doing it....
Stair Jump Fail
Ouch, just ouch...