Resse Witherspoon is a Fat Jogger of the Day
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I spend my days watching people jog past me because it makes me feel like I am working out without actually having to get off my ass, it is some kind of projection shit and more often than not, the girls I have seen run by me daily for more than the last 5 years are not slim, fit or someone I’d want to fuck. They are dumpy, big assed, moms types and they just keep on doing it despite it having no effect on their bodies. People tell me to imagine what they would look like if they didn’t work out, even though I don’t want to imagine them when they do work out, but implying that they would otherwise be obese and maybe that’s true, but what’s also true is that if you put energy into something and it doesn’t work out for you, you half to find it in yourself to give the fuck up. It’s a quitter menality, but I just think it’s being realistic.
Here are some pictures of Reese Witherspoon showing off her pudgy little mom body jogging as she always fucking does because she’s trying to fight her Fat Southern Wal Mart clerk gene, so as you look at these you can imagine her if she didn’t work out, or you could do what I do and imagine Ryan Phillippe busting nut in her 3 times to knock her up, because you find him so fucking dreamy…..
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August 21st, 2008 at 4:39 pm
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August 21st, 2008 at 4:45 pm
It’s like she’s gaining weight with each step.
August 21st, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Is that my grandmother??
Damn, they lose it fast.
August 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm
Reese Witherspoon has major cellulite on her upper arms.
She should hire a personal trainer,instead of running around her block.
And while she’s at it,she needs to tone those arms!
August 21st, 2008 at 8:55 pm
Fat? Maybe out of shape but we would all still do her in a heartbeat.
She is not fat and I am into women in shape. Maybe she should work out with me…now that would be a dream of wet proportions.
August 21st, 2008 at 9:07 pm
I bet she worked up a lather.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Fat??!?! Go smoke some crack you dumb motherfucker. Enjoy starving, you bitter anorexic fucks.
August 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm
woww… are you kidding me.. you must run this site because no one would hire you as a writer.
youre probably an ugly piece yourself bro.
August 24th, 2008 at 1:11 am
I like gargling sperm