Jessica Simpson’s in Some Farmer’s Hat and a Bikini of the Day
Here’s Jessica Simpson continuing her obnoxious quest to be the next big thing in country by rockin’ some weathered farmers hat you’d see on a grandpa milkin’ cows or some shit, when the only cow around that needs milking is Jessica Simpson, but she’s in a bikini meaning that she hasn’t fully given up on her hollywood lifestyle.
The truth is that shit looks more like a bra at a teenage hot tub party and her face looks like she’s getting her fleshy pink shoe ravaged by the hot tub jets because there’s no man around to satisfy her since they are all scared to commit to her and that’s the kinda shit that turns me on.
Just last night I was talking to a girl about the best orgasm she had in her life and she went on and on about her shower head and the jet in a pool or a hot tub and it was nice to see that the men still don’t give a fuck about making their girls cum and that girls are still faking their shit to make their men happy, the way it’s supposed to be. None of this pussy satisfying their women shit I’ve read about in drugstore romance novels that is meant to remain total fantasy. Here’s Jessica.
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Cowboy hat: essential swimming gear.
August 22nd, 2008 at 4:41 pm
God why won’t she pose naked for me???????
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:54 pm
I would love to spray a keg of DNA on Jessica’s big fuckin’ tits.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Jessica Simpson is a twit,and that hat she is wearing does nothing for her sex appeal.