Michael Phelps Mom is Naughty of the Day
So this picture was sent in by a reader claiming they were pictures of Michael Phelps, which I thought was surprising because I heard he was some awkward Jewish lookin’ kid with no friends who was found in a dumpster after being left they by his teenage mother at prom and was sent into some US military genetic program instead of an orphanage and was cross bread animals to make super humans or some shit, because winning the olympics for a competitive country that wants to be the best in the world on all fronts a priority and I beleived it because I have seen this fucker swim on TV at the bar and that shit is just not natural.
When I was growing up, the kids on the swim team were all these horny, half naked losers, the guys would constantly pop boners for the girls and the girls were always kinda fat and forced into it by there parents and it was some kind of perverse freakshow of a group that always smelled like chemicals and who were only accepted by each other, so I find the whole celebrating them now because they are on some Olympic global platform is just as lame as the kids who would go watch the swim meets on a Saturday beause they had nothing better to do with themselves. Swimming competitively has never been cool, swimming naked has always been cool and I find it annoying that all these useless sports are suddenly popular because you have some hero in the shit, doesn’t mean shit.
What I don’t find annoying is that Phelp’s mom lets men take pictures of her in her lingerie, not that this is actually her, but ya never know, it could be.
August 22nd, 2008 at 2:40 pm
Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!
August 22nd, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Ahh…he’s the son of a whale. That explains the swimming.
August 22nd, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I’d like to spank that ass.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:14 pm
That old broad seriously scares me.
And when I got a glimpse of that horrible pic,I literally threw up in my mouth.
Some people have no shame.
August 22nd, 2008 at 8:34 pm
MILFN = MILF… Not!
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:16 pm
This shit actually made me laugh out loud!
August 22nd, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Have you ever heard of a period? I couldn’t get through your post because your writing is so convoluted.
August 23rd, 2008 at 10:22 am
is she drinking urine?