Shauna Sand and Her Whore Heels at the Beach of the Day
There’s a public pool near my house where families go to get wet during hot summer days and I always see this one chick who I am convinced is a stripper, or was a stripper in her prime. She always walks in with the skimpiest shit on, showing off her fake tacky tits with her half-black baby and she always has a pair of heels on to make her ass look perkier, her legs look longer and thinner and to give the older dudes who happen to be their reason to cheat on their wives with her. She’s clearly on some kind of mission to find love with a man with cash so that she can give her daughter the life she deserves like private school and clothes that aren’t cheap stripper shit she’s forced to share with her mother and her plan hasn’t fully worked out for her, but I am confident that a divorcee who is there one Saturday he’s forced by the court to hang out with his kids while his ex wife has his old house to herself to fuck random dudes in all day long, will fall for her game, and maybe one day he will save her from her poor slut life and take her to the beach on an all inclusive vacation to see if she can actually manage her high heeled whore strut in the sand like she was Shauna Sand….a name that is fitting because, like Jesus walks on water, this bitch can walk on anything as long as she has a pair of her magic whore shoes on to carry her through it. Enjoy.
August 25th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
August 25th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
first poster jessiy is an asshole posting matchmaking ads like a fag everywhere for already people who are couple.shauna sand is a plastic surgery nightmare
August 25th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Remember when she was hot? My dick and hand sure do.
August 25th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
friggin shauna sand. go away
August 25th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
This chick may not only be the biggest loser in “Hollywood”, but the biggest loser in all of Southern California (approx 24 million people)
I feel nothing but sympathy for this girl
August 26th, 2008 at 8:18 am
Everything about Shauna Sands is truly frightening.
Her tits are sagging,even though she has implants,so this shows that she’s at least 45 yrs old.(ew)
She dresses in the dark daily,without looking in a mirror,which would explain the hideous bikini she is wearing.
And her face has had so much cosmetic surgery,she looks like Joan Rivers.
A shame really,cause yrs ago,Shauna Sands was kinda hot.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Candi you forgot one more thing that is frightening or doesn’t make sense in that she is walking on the beach with fucking platforms! No one in the else in the world does that. I’m sorry but the woman has lost more than a few brain cells after her divorce with Lorenzo Lamas.
October 12th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
i still think she is hot and worth a stroke or two