Hayden Panettiere’s Got a Bikini on for her Birthday of the Day
People have contacted me concerned that I haven’t updated the site and it is already 2 pm, well the reason for that is simple, I was out celebrating Hayden Panettiere’s birthday, not because I find her hot or interesting, or because I was invited to her seemingly boring as fuck get together with her dog, her most loyal of friends, but because I like any excuse to get wasted. Tonight’s excuse is College Frosh Week.
She looks like a fuckin’ clown with her party hat perched on her big midget head and her rippling muscles are something only a really horny guy or gay dude would find sexy, but she’s rumored to be having a nipple slip that I can’t make out, which shouldn’t be anything to get excited over considering she’s the kind of girl who can pass off going topless at a non-topless beach because people wouldn’t know whether those muscles were a man or a woman, but they are good enough for me because I have low standards and that makes them good enough for you.
August 26th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Her prifiles and hot photos were found on ♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥ 2 weeks ago. It is an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I don’t have low standards, I have NO standards.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
I definitely spot the nip slip,but it Hayden does nothing for me.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:59 pm
Those thighs could crush your head like a melon.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
That tit got “suck me” written all over it.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:09 pm
im waiting for her career to die so that she will be forced into doing midget porn