In the wake of Heath Ledger’s death in her apartment, that she was let off the hook for because murder is not a crime when you are rich, an executioner, a cop or a surgeon, Mary Kate Olsen left the house without any pants on. She’s some kind of leader of the hipster dumpy bitch movement that has put a damper on my checkin’ out girls during the day hobby. It seems like the time of wearing high heels, mini skirts and tight cleavage shirts to college is long gone, and a whole lot of girls have taken the oversized flannel home depot shirt that I sometimes wear because it cost 4 dollars at the Salvation Army and it gets cold in this fuckin’ place since I can’t afford heat, and it’s not hot. Sure it’s almost nice to think that under those pearl snaps lies a bare pussy, but the fact it belongs to an Olsen is pretty much a deal breaker and the only hope I have is that an immigrant somewhere misunderstands the new trend to not wear pants and leaves her house bare assed, because that is the only good that can come from this mess.

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6 Responses to “Mary Kate Olsen Forgot Her Pants of the Day”

1. Candi Apples Says:
   August 26th, 2008 at 2:49 pm

   MK looks fucked in this pic.

   Has she ever heard of Visine???

   Another thing,since when did it become a fashion trend to leave the house without pants on,unless you are a hooker?

   Another thing,I have a feeling that she is afraid of water,cause she never looks like she showers,or brush’s that bird’s nest of a hairdo.

2. oscar Says:
   August 26th, 2008 at 3:00 pm

   I think I’ve ever saw her on ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ It is an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

3. Pete Says:
   August 26th, 2008 at 3:41 pm

   Mary Kate needs to get tattoo’s, implants, and join the porn industry.

4. Glen Quagmire Says:
   August 26th, 2008 at 9:25 pm

   I heard she was dyslexic and a Satanist.
   She sold her soul to Santa.

5. Joe Says:
   August 26th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

   That last pic looks like she has a tampon string hanging down there.

   LOL

6. Bob Bowie Says:
   August 27th, 2008 at 2:54 pm

   Poor little rich girl. She needs a real man. She only dates douchebag prettyboys.

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