Pam Anderson and her Old Lady Fake Tits of the Day
So Pam Anderson is a aging inspiration to sluts rockin’ the pole everywhere. It is hope that their Playboy tattoos will end up paying themselves off many times over by leading to a centerfold that leads to a shitty acting career that makes them enough money to be luxurious sluts on an international level instead of their local town and trailer park they are from. She is also an inspiration as a pioneer to people like Paris Hilton and every girl with a digital camera that they too can find success with homemade porn.
I was sitting at an intersection today, not in the intersection the way you’d want me to be sitting in hopes that the pain from this site ends, and this car pulls up with a decal that read “Life Coaching” next to a scenic mountainscape or someshit. I looked the car over and shit was a beat up Hyundai from the early 90s, the dude driving the car was bald, in glasses, about 60 years old, in a cheap fucking suit and about 250 pounds and I thought that that’s the kind of guy that could really help me achieve the life I want because he’s fuckin’ livin’ it.
I guess in a lot of ways, I’m just a bleached blonde, fake tittied slut, and he is my Pamela Anderson but I forgot to write down the number so I guess I’ll just have to coach myself through this life. Oh well.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
” wealthyromanceS.Com ”
for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
August 26th, 2008 at 5:58 pm
I would bathe myself in her tits, I would grab hold of a fistful in each hand and ram my cock so deep in her played out ass that she would feel it in her throat.
Those two fucking fun bags would be speed bags when I was through, i would use them like a boxer.
No, calling them fun bags is wrong, they are udders, I would milk her till something fluid came out, milk, blood, her brains, I don’t care.
August 26th, 2008 at 6:19 pm
I wouldn’t fuck her with a stolen dick.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:12 pm
Walking hepatitis advertisement. That’s a good thing.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
The first thumbnailed shot is sobering, and hideous.
I would have to fire a roadmap of cum on her face resembling SW Australia just to take away the fugliness. And then I would rock her turd tunnel like Lexington Steele.
August 27th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Pamela Anderson used to be hot in the 90’s,but her boozin and druggin over the yrs has done severe damage to her looks.
And she’s a disease ridden whore,so only someone who is truly desperate would fuck her……
I guess Kid Rock doesn’t mind sloppy seconds,or having Hep C.