Stacy Keibler’s Got Some Legs of the Day
I like to reference things I think suck by calling them “gayer than bicycle shorts” because bicycle shorts are pretty fucking gay. Unfortunately, Stacy Keibler is putting my theory to the test by wearing a pair, because when they are on some useless ex-wrestling, Dancing with the Stars slut and are short, tight, and hugging her pussy, all while showing off her long legs, there’s little gay about this shit. Even if she wore this outfit while suckin’ off a dude getting fucked up the ass by another dude in some kind of bi-sexual porn, I’d still have trouble calling it gay and I may be forced to start calling thing I think suck “gayer than two dudes riding a motorcycle” because that is always fuckin’ gay.
Speakin of Gay, I went to grab a coffee earlier and there was some dude who reminded me of you in front of me. He was an awkward lookin’ guy you’d expect collects action figures and plays a lot of videogames and has very few friends. I looked over at him and noticed a gob of fuckin’ cum hanging from the side of his head like he just finished jerking off to anime and the orgasm was built up for so long because he’s mom never gives him fuckin’ privacy and dude didn’t realize it like he was in that Something About Mary scene but less Jewish. I found the whole thing disgusting and tried not to make it obvious, but my gagging sounds were kinda hard to pass off as gas. It was fuckin’ vile but I get free coffee at that place so I’m not about to let some virgin’s cummy hair ruin that for me like they’ve ruined posting celebrity nipple pictures by giving me a bad name and confusing people into thinking I am one of them.
Either way, here’s Stacy Keibler.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Ever heard that this one appeared on the hot hook-up club
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for wealthy singles to hook up for Love and Sexy dating?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Stacy needs to go back to the WWE or pose nude or do porno.
August 26th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
Stacy Keibler obviously did not get the memo that spandex have been out of style since the 90’s.
But she’s a cutie,so she can get away with such a fashion faux pas.
August 26th, 2008 at 5:56 pm
How about “Gayer than a dude driving a convertible Golf.”?
August 26th, 2008 at 6:14 pm
I am happy to learn that Stacy Keibler haven’t had a chainsaw-, or tram-related accident today, either.
August 26th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
No close-up on the camel toe ? What an irresponsible photographer. Dickhead needs to find a different job.
August 26th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
i just kiebled
August 27th, 2008 at 2:53 pm
What the fuck has she done since that dancing show?
August 28th, 2008 at 3:26 am
What the fuck! I saw a slut on gothiclover.com , looks like her very much!