Tara Reid Does Tradeshows of the Day
There comes a time in every useless celebrity’s life, the kind who is hot for a minute and spends the rest of her career drinking heavily to make up for not having any talent other than the look guys want to fuck, slowly self destructing your once appealing young lookin’ face and turning into that of a haggard catcher’s mitt, where they have to accept the fact that the free ride is pretty much over. Tara Reid was the hired help at the Ed Hardy founder’s booth the other day, you know working a fuckin’ tradeshow like an aspiring model who doesn’t have what it takes to ever be famous, handing out free samples and trying to seduce buyers to pick up the company’s product line and that’s a pretty far cry from gracing the silver screen in teen comedies. I guess it’s safe to assume that she needs the money since she hasn’t worked in years and I guess it’s an easier gig and paid better than anything you did today, but it’s still must be pretty depressing knowing that the next step is to turn tricks for money as a high class escort or work the local Costco handing out samples of shitty pre-made food, only to be told repeatedly by the customers that she looks a lot like Tara Reid, where she’ll respond saying that she gets that all the time, because the embarrassment of admitting to such a horrible ending to a career that once seemed prosperous is just too damn depressing…Either way, she’s showing off her back and I feel like there’s not enough exposed backs on the site, so I guess she’s not totally useless.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:09 pm
She must have went to clown school and learned to put makeup on with a trowel.
August 26th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Good thing only the back. Have you seen the stomach growing out of that thing?
August 26th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Tara Reid must be fuckin hurtin for cash.
I guess former besties Paris Hilton and
Nicole Richie don’t want to support her habits,and are too embarassed to hang out with her.
Another thing,Tara Reid should realize that she is too old to be pulling off the same look as her American Pie days.
She is in dire need of a makeover.
August 26th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Tara can support her drug habits doing porn. What are you waiting for Tara, Give Jim South a call.