Heidi Montag Plays With Melons of the

Heidi Montag went fake grocery shopping with her fake nose and her fake tits and her fake boyfriend to help perpetuate their fake life together as real people, in real situations, living a real life and doing real life things and I don’t fuckin’ buy it. What I do buy is that Heidi posing with watermelons is meant to be funny because in all the time I have gone to the grocery store, which is a lot since I have a fat fucking wife who only likes eating or doing eating related activities like buying food to eat later, I have never seen anyone posing like this cry for attention of a girl. I’d wonder what went wrong in her life, like did she get enough attention from her parents growing up or was she the black sheep, did she get a lot of attention from boys or was she the Ugly Betty but less Mexican, but I don’t really care enough to. I find her ugly, useless and this is my weak attempt to make you hate her, the show they are on and the lies they are feeding our kids, because I want them off the air and back in whatever suburban town they crawled out of….






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August 27th, 2008 at 5:21 pm
Why does this fuckin Bitch spencer always roc the same pair of Jays in every pic.
dude is fuckin rich. BUY SOME NEW KICKS
August 27th, 2008 at 6:08 pm
It would have been great if someone smashed those melons on her head, and shoved the apples up her snatch.
August 27th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
this has got to set a world record for “Most Staged Photo-Op”.
Must have taken her 2 hours in makeup to make herself look not bad.
Reality tv - and these 2 dipshits especially - are the bane of our civilization.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:06 am
^^^^ Agreed!
August 28th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Anytime a celeb wants attention,they pose with the watermelons.lol
People are stupid if they think Heidi and Spencer do their own grocery shopping,as they probably have a delivery service bring them food.
And the pic of Heidi riding in the grocery cart proves that she has never been grocery shopping before,because it’s just not that fun…….
Enjoy the ride while it lasts Heidi,cause
The Hills will not be around forever!
Fuck,I can’t believe that her and Spencer made over 3 million dollars last yr,from all of these staged photo ops.
August 29th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
I luv the pic not
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September 1st, 2008 at 10:18 am
Who the hell is Heidi Montag? Never heard of her.