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Shawn Johnson’s an Athlete of the Day

I posted these pictures of Shawn Johnson in a Bikini the other day and I didn’t do it because I thought she was hot. I did it because you are a proud nation and she’s your golden girl and despite lookin’ like Hayden Panettiere on steroids, you still can jerk off to her because of pride. She was going to Letterman the other day and was wearing some Athletic gear, because I assume she doesn’t know anything other than her life of training hard or how non-athletes dress, but I think it’s safe to say her jacked arms would have been enough of a sign to not challenge her to the parallel bars. Sometimes I wish I could leave the house in my work uniform, but I figure a naked fat guy with a pair of mismatched socks and a lap top balanced on his hairy belly wouldn’t go over as well as I’d like it to…We get it Shawn Johnson, you’re an Olympic Athlete, you can put on a pair of jeans now.

11 Responses to “Shawn Johnson’s an Athlete of the Day”

  1. lisabeller Says:

    Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!

  2. Pete Says:

    Isn’t Shawn a man’s name?

  3. Phil Rock Says:

    WE DONT CARE ABOUT HER!!!……WE WANT NAAASSSTIIIAAAA!!!!!!!!

  4. Glen Quagmire Says:

    Did she win the gold for blowjobs ?

  5. Bob Bowie Says:

    Shawn is a midget. It looks like she’s already gained weight since the Olympics. In a year she’ll be obese.

  6. Lickty split Says:

    If all girls had legs and feet like those, they should all wear shorts and flip flops in the summer!!!!!! Shawn Johnson have fun while it lasts!!!!!

  7. Lickty split Says:

    She is far from fat, she looks like she eats, who wants a coat hanger when you have a girl with legs like that.!!

  8. diddleysquat Says:

    huh-huh-huh….”Johnson”

  9. JR Says:

    Bob you are a fucking retard.

  10. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    I don’t want to say anything even vaguely pedo, but she sure is cute. That’s it.

  11. WoW Says:

    Okay Shawn Johnson is a foot shorter than me, but I’m pretty sure she could beat me up and all of you douchebags who are ragging on her

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