Shawn Johnson’s an Athlete of the Day

I posted these pictures of Shawn Johnson in a Bikini the other day and I didn’t do it because I thought she was hot. I did it because you are a proud nation and she’s your golden girl and despite lookin’ like Hayden Panettiere on steroids, you still can jerk off to her because of pride. She was going to Letterman the other day and was wearing some Athletic gear, because I assume she doesn’t know anything other than her life of training hard or how non-athletes dress, but I think it’s safe to say her jacked arms would have been enough of a sign to not challenge her to the parallel bars. Sometimes I wish I could leave the house in my work uniform, but I figure a naked fat guy with a pair of mismatched socks and a lap top balanced on his hairy belly wouldn’t go over as well as I’d like it to…We get it Shawn Johnson, you’re an Olympic Athlete, you can put on a pair of jeans now.



August 27th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Hot! she ever joined a celeb/rich dating site ♥♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥♥ It’s where Charlie Sheen met his wife Brooke Mueller!
August 27th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Isn’t Shawn a man’s name?
August 27th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
WE DONT CARE ABOUT HER!!!……WE WANT NAAASSSTIIIAAAA!!!!!!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Did she win the gold for blowjobs ?
August 27th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Shawn is a midget. It looks like she’s already gained weight since the Olympics. In a year she’ll be obese.
August 27th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
If all girls had legs and feet like those, they should all wear shorts and flip flops in the summer!!!!!! Shawn Johnson have fun while it lasts!!!!!
August 27th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
She is far from fat, she looks like she eats, who wants a coat hanger when you have a girl with legs like that.!!
August 27th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
huh-huh-huh….”Johnson”
August 27th, 2008 at 8:44 pm
Bob you are a fucking retard.
August 27th, 2008 at 9:41 pm
I don’t want to say anything even vaguely pedo, but she sure is cute. That’s it.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Okay Shawn Johnson is a foot shorter than me, but I’m pretty sure she could beat me up and all of you douchebags who are ragging on her