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Ashley Tisdale Got a Haircut of the Day

Writing about celebrities I don’t care about everyday is pretty fucking tedious. Before starting this site I was way more self absorbed and would really only worry about what was going on in my everyday life and wouldn’t really pay any attention to what rich and glamorous girl who I didn’t find half as hot as some of the girls giving me lapdances, was in a bikini, but unfortunately this is the life I chose and the course I took and I am so on top of shit that when Ugly Jewish Girl who is actually almost 30 but pretends she’s closer to 20 to get roles of the day get haircuts, I notice.

I never thought I’d spend my day trying to say clever things about some of the most uninspiring things out there, but I guess it’s better than my last job packin’ boxes at a food processing plant that I got fired from for being drunk. Sure the money’s not as good, but I have no one to tell me that I am not allowed to drop my pants, drink my booze and smoke my cigars. It’s almost as amazing as the fact that people actually find Ashley Tisdale someone hot and worth jerking off to, I can only assume have lowered their standards because they think she’s actually a real life highschool girl and not just a slut pretending to be one, because in my experience older guys always lower their standards when they find a teenager willing to fuck them, because there is no other reason for anyone calling this piece hot.

Here she is wearing a period shirt so that it doesn’t stain when shit splashes up when she’s peeing.

Here she is in some crazy pants….before the Haircut….

7 Responses to “Ashley Tisdale Got a Haircut of the Day”

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  2. Pete Says:

    I don’t really like Ashley, but i wouldn’t mind watching her give my sister a 2 hour rim job.

  3. Glen Quagmire Says:

    A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The bartender says, “What is this, some kind of joke?”

  4. Sprmcandy Says:

    Still a cute girl with a killer body.

  5. sally Says:

    your “clever” comments would probably be more witty if you had achieved the literacy of someone in 5th grade.

  6. Candi Apples Says:

    Ashley Tisdale is ugly,and so are those Bob Marley inspired braids in her hair….

    Hollywood,please stop giving this girl(or should I say woman),work….

    And if you do hire her,please make it an adult role.

  7. Hairstyles Watch Says:

    You gotta love a good haircut. Makes you feel clean!

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