Jessica Biel Takes a Lesbian Power Hike of the Day
Jessica Biel reminds me of this dude i know who just never stops working out, he doesn’t fuck Justin Timberlake, but has told me that sometimes when fucking random girls he picks up, he plays the Sexy Back song over and over in his head, so if that’s not a six degrees of separation situation, I don’t really know what is, but I do know that Timberlake’s not the one doing the fuckin’ in this relationship and sometimes that’s okay because it can be hard being the man in a relationship, you know with all that pressure to provide and protect, passing the reins off to your bigger, stronger and more endowed lover only makes sense.
Here’s Jessica Biel on a power hike, burning off some calories in hopes to make her muscles look jacked for her man, the way he likes his lover’s muscles to be, because he’s on step away from coming out of the closet. Jessica Biel is just he gateway person to fully embracing a new and exciting lifestyle.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
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August 28th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I wonder if Jessica lets her dog fuck her?
August 28th, 2008 at 5:13 pm
She looks like she might rape that dog.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
Um. Ever hear of a period. Not feminine bleeding, but the punctuation mark. Try using one. I read that in my head and I almost ran out of breath.
August 29th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Most of us don’t need to hold our breath to read Smith … you retard.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
I’m convinced that Jessica Biel is a lezzie.
Also,I can’t figure out why so many dudes think she’s hot.
She has an ugly face,and upper arms like a man.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Not impressed. I’ve seen lots of fit, athletic women who weren’t lesbians and live happily with their husbands and have children. Many of you may not who they are, but that’s not my problem.
Whitney Houston, now she’s probably a lesbian. But she still married Bobby Brown.
August 30th, 2008 at 11:16 am
OOh, yeah. She lifts 10 pound dumbells for reps and hikes a few miles a day. OMG, is that a little muscle I see?
At least she’s staying in shape, instead of following suit with every other tubbo in this fat ass country.
Morons.
August 31st, 2008 at 6:44 am
shortish – I completly agree. Going for a hike does not make a woman a lesbian. Eating a pink taco does. So unless you have a pic of her eating a pink taco, you shouldn’t assume lesbian.
And if you have a pic of her eating a pink taco, post it immediately and send me a copy.
August 31st, 2008 at 9:06 am
Is that a piece of crap Ford Fusion she’s getting in the back of?
August 31st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
You must be joking. That’s a picture of an absolutely *normal* woman who’s in shape. Overly muscular? Manly? Please. It’s a sad state of America that a girl who’s actually *fit* is blasted as being as being some male-dominating lezzy.
September 2nd, 2008 at 12:00 pm
Ordinarily, I’d jump on the anti-lez bandwagon, but Jessica Biel is okay. Even in these mostly unflattering shots, her arms aren’t that masculine. (Her face is another matter.) Bottom line: she’s got a beautiful, athletic body and that sort of thing ought to be encouraged not ridiculed. Shortish is right, there are already too many women embracing their ‘curves’ [i.e. flab] in this country.