Jessica Simpson is Still Trying to be Country of the Day
Jessica Simpson is still trying to be country and the whole thing is getting pretty fucking obvious, boring and desperate. Seeing her in some country farm girl dress that looks like it was made by her fashion forward mother who has an affinity for the big city fashions and who tries to stay on top of the trends by copying patterns out of dated fashion magazines and who dreams of a glamorous life that wasn’t of her in Paris, New York, Milan equipped with nothing more than whole lot of fabric and a sewing machine, but who is instead on the receiving end of her husbands abusive drunk weather hand from working the farm. Unfortunately, we all know this bitch is rich and famous and the furthest thing from country. Her stupid costume won’t fool us and either will her uneducated drawl and I predict the next step for her is bringing a cow on stage to milk and I an only keep my fingers crossed that the cow they cast is her sister, it would kill 2 birds with one stone, you know with the whole hick incest thing and all. Either way, I’d still fuck her and her joke of an attempt to re-invent herself. Just because a whore doesn’t charge you for a blowjob doesn’t mean she’s no longer a whore. It does however mean she’s a fuckin’ saint, if you know what I mean….
Here’s Jessica.
August 28th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
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August 28th, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Why did the Jessica Simpson cross the road?
She couldn’t get her dick out of the chicken.
August 28th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
I’d like to get Jessica naked on her hands and knees and milk her like a cow.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:17 pm
still hott
August 28th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
I still say she looks like a guy. Until she poses with no pants on, I dont believe it’s a girl.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Her O face makes her look like Nina Hagen.
August 29th, 2008 at 5:37 pm
What I dislike about Jessica Simpson is the fact that she struggles with identity so much,and her career over the yrs is proof of this.
Although Jessica Simpson is pretty convincing as a modern day Dolly Parton,she should come to the conclusion that she is no Dolly Parton.
Instead,Jessica Simpson should just be her slutty self,instead of trying to duplicate another slutty image(no offense to Dolly)
I will be shell shocked as well,if country fans buy into her bullshit,and purchase her album.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
me too. i hate that she doesn’t know who she is and that the only way she re-identifies with herself is if she has a man by her side. in the pop world she tried to copy britney and brit was to big of a star for her to compete with and then there was christina who sang circles around her. now country will do the same to her “round 2″ all over again for her…there are many powerhouses out there that will dominate her, if she thinks she has a chance…and this is her attempt to save her struggling music career she came to the wrong genre fans can spot a fake…and she is a fake. i think she is catty jealous mean rude and loves to stir trouble and i came to this conclusion after hearing what she said about carrie underwood..on live radio…i know she was tryin to make her look bad but a classy women doesnt talk crap about her fellow peers she is just one of those girls that are threatened by anyone that is better then her and clearly carrie is 10000x better then her. she relies on her talent to carry her career unlike jessica who relies on a mannot and the media.
September 1st, 2008 at 7:04 am
I just wish she would do a playboy shoot that would skyrocket her career.