Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Hasn’t Died of AIDS Yet of the Day

Despite popular belief, Paris Hilton’s push up bra that makes her look like she’s actually got tits, did not die of Aids, but her dress is still the only pink thing she owns, since her vagina slowly weathered and turned grey like an old park bench that’s be sat on too many times…









September 1st, 2008 at 4:57 pm
I still would so totally hit it.
September 1st, 2008 at 5:53 pm
Anyone is crazy to want to fuck Paris Hilton,knowing full well that she has herpes,and God knows what else…
Your chances are safer fucking a local prostitute,then this piece of trash…..
September 1st, 2008 at 6:05 pm
Old mother Hubbard went to the cubbard to get her old dog a bone, she bent over, Rover took over. She got a bone of her own.
September 1st, 2008 at 10:23 pm
I’m still not seeing the attraction. She’s not ugly. I’ll grant you that she’s cute. Hardly a classic beauty, she’s has cotton for brains, and as Candi mentioned, she’s got the herpes.
I’m just not that horny; at least not since I was 19.
September 1st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
She just has Herpes (like 3/4 of Hollywood and sport stars) and thats a saline GEL bra.
Made out of the same stuff you put in the freezer (them blue dripless things) then place in a cooler for trips.
I wear these to go to the club and get free drinks, The one Paris is wearing looks like shit.
The good ones are over $120 and appear undetectable when you use the waterproof surgical bonding tape properly.
Apparenty Paris has run out of tape it or is using god knows what !!
September 1st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
What a ^%$&$%$ girl!! The magazine WEALTHY GOSSIP reported she joined the free SEXY*WEALTHY dating site ~~richmatchmaking.com~~ and she is mentioned to find her sugar daddy there! the magazine fools her?? or fools us.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
What’s better than being Paris ?
Not being retarded.
September 2nd, 2008 at 1:57 am
She is living proof that just because you have money dosen’t mean you are intelligent, or even have a living pair of brain cells in her case
September 2nd, 2008 at 11:11 am
Gina, Where do you get the 120 bra’s I need more cleavage!