Ashlee Simpson and Grimace Were Separated at Birth of the Day
McDonald’s has ruined many people’s lives by jacking them up with shitty processed high calorie food that has caused premature death and obesity related diseases, but to make things worse, they have also alienated any of the obese people they have made from wearing purple because shit just makes them look like Grimace and leads to lots of pointing and laughing and making little kids cry.
Here are some pictures of Ashlee Simpson in a purple outfit lookin’ like her and Grimace are cut from the same cloth, but purple doesn’t make a monster, being Ashlee Simspon does. So as she peddles her low quality garbage clothing line at low income clothing stores scraping the bottom of the celebrity barrel, she can swing by McDonald’s to see how her old friends at McDonaldland are holding up since she left them many years ago, I hear Ronald’s a convicted pedophile and Hamburglar has changed his name to Hamburgerapist, but neither as bad as this Grimace, who went onto marry a gender bending weirdo who knocked her up and did this to her….
September 4th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
September 4th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Wow ! It’s an exact match. I can’t tell any difference at all.
September 4th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
UGH! S-E-P-A-R-A-T-E!
September 4th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Oh man. *sigh* You are such an asshole.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
Ashlee Simpson is an ugly whore…
I know she’s preggars,but she needs to lay off of the
Big Macs,or she’ll be huge just like fellow prego Minnie Driver.
September 4th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
when did Ashley start doing bigmac?
September 4th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
WTF???
September 4th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
is she any good?
September 4th, 2008 at 4:36 pm
I hear she loves the BigMac. But really, who wouldn’t love all that meat?
September 4th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Awww, I’m in love!
September 4th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
“she needs to lay off of the Big Macs”
she’s gaining weight…can you breathe when she lays on you?
September 4th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
Actually, I think she’s pretty lucky to be married to that “gender bending weirdo” as you put it. Pete is a serious hottie and his gender bending weirdness has a lot to do with it. Some of us girls like that in a boy…..
September 4th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I’m sure that most chicks who have never been with a real man consider that homo a hottie…..