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Selma Blair Rocks a Bikini of the Day

I went to get a sandwich at my regular sandwich place because shit’s cheap. I am not sure the quality of the 3 dollar sandwich but I still haven’t died yet so I keep going back. One of the girls who works there is disgusting lookin’ and I hate when she gets down to making my lunch. She’s the kind of girl who looks worse than my wife, is greasy, unshowered and never uses gloves when working. I usually try to ignore the shit and eat the sandwich regardless, but today she walked out of the employee bathroom, told the boss she just used the last of the toilet paper and they need more. She walked up to the counter as I was screaming “please serve someone else first, don’t do this to me, please no” in my head and that’s when bitch started up on my order. Her bare fresh from the bathroom hands all over the little food I could afford. I paid, walked out and contemplated throwing it out, but realized it was probably my one meal of the day and people have probably eaten worse, so I ate it and with every bite gagged a bit as I fought to swallow it down. I just hope she wasn’t in there taking a shit before making my lunch, because I deal with piss a hell of a lot better than I do with shit, but it was still fuckin’ disgusting and reminded me of a time some obese dude got a nosebleed while making my Subway and didn’t offer to give me a new sandwich as his blood covered hand made my food, only this time I didn’t throw shit out the second I walked out the door.

Speaking of disgusting here are some pics of Selma Blair in a Bikini.It’s not so bad, considering she’s almost 40, but it is definitely not very good. Enjoy…

14 Responses to “Selma Blair Rocks a Bikini of the Day”

  1. rain Says:

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  2. Pen Says:

    ^^ Fucking spammer ^^

    I still like Selma Blair! I bet she could suck start a Harley!

  3. Glen Quagmire Says:

    Meh…gross.

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    Selma Blair is all right for a woman her age,but certianly nothing special.

  5. Shasturbator Says:

    I went to ☆☆☆ wealthyromanceS.Com ☆☆☆☆ and they tried to hook me up with some tranny named rain

  6. Shasturbator Says:

    got any crotch shots?

    I wonder if her pubes are gray yet…

  7. Dolf Says:

    Bitch built like a guy.

  8. steve-o Says:

    selma blair is smokin’ hot..big boobs NOT required

  9. Carolina Smith Says:

    It certainly sounds like our commenter ‘Rain’ is working for this website … same old, same old crap.

    Give this woman a break … how does your Mother look at 40 who has just had a BABY!!!!!!!

    I can’t believe how cruel people are … how about some positive support for women … guys don’t slag other guys like this!!!!

  10. Dr. Inker Says:

    Looks great, f*uck you haters.

  11. Bad Says:

    I bet 90% of you are overweight, out of shape and butt ugly.
    Jealousy and stupidity make you even more unattractive. Move on.

  12. robbie Says:

    Who is that disgusting guy in that one picture. HE looks like a child toucher. She looks like a man, but if I was drunk I’d maybe let her blow me.

  13. BeautifulThings Says:

    You’re so nasty. Why did you eat that? And why did you eat the other sandwich the guy with the nosebleed made? That’s so gross, I swear I feel like throwing up!!!
    When I was in high school my mother made me go in therapy because she swore up and down I had anorexia or some shit but I couldn’t eat because one day I saw this guy that worked in the Greek restaurant standing in the alley blowing his nose by holding one nostril and blowing out the boogers and then holding the other one and doing the same thing. I’m in NY and they MAKE people wear gloves out here. I am NEVER going to Canada.

  14. MEGADOUCHE Says:

    Snot Rockets! Cool! BT, you are the reason the end of the world is coming soon. Anyway,I think selma is really sexy, in an angry, i hate all men kinda way. I’ll bet she’s one carpet munching champ.

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