Brody Jenner’s Mom is in a Bikini of the Day
Brody Jenner has some old, plastic surgery ridden socialite of a mother and here she is in a bikini. Now I am not a fan of plastic surgery abused rich women who spend their lives attending social events, but I am a fan of bikinis so I was torn yet still forced to post it. I don’t know anything about Brody Jenner or his background and I think there’s a good reason for that and that reason is that motherfucker is useless and lame as fuck and it would give me so much satisfaction to give his mom herpes and send him the pics, but I am sure it wouldn’t be a first for him, since she’s probably always been a slut and this look is not something she’s grown into, but something she’s paid in efforts to maintain her key to the good life.
Speaking of the good life I saw some rich chick in the backseat of her Benz with her filipino pull up to a store and as she sat there, the filino ran inside, got the manager and dude came out with a selection of designer sunglasses to try on while she sat there with the window down being served more than anyone, no matter how good a customer she is, deserved to be served. It was extreme rich laziness that probably makes her shitty in bed because she’s too jacked up on valium to thrust her hips that got her rich in the first place, and when she was done she yelled at the filipino to hurry up. I tried chiming in to get her to take me on as her sex slave, but she didn’t even acknowledge me no matter how many times I whipped out my testicles from about 10 feet away. I guess she thought she was too good for my kind and she was probably right.
Either way, here’s Brody Jenner, I am sure she’s just as much of a cunt as the obnoxious shopper I saw yesterday…but at least Jenner’s mom takes her clothes off. I haven’t figured out if that’s a good thing, but I am pretty sure it isn’t especially considering the STD that dripped out of her to form what the world knows as Brody…..
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September 5th, 2008 at 5:00 pm
How did you get pictures of my blow-up doll ?
September 5th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Mine looks like that too, but Hispanic.
September 5th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Brody Jenners mom is scary looking.
She looks just like Joan Rivers twin sister!
September 5th, 2008 at 9:04 pm
I know you guys will hate me for saying this, but I’d hit this. I might have to stick earplugs in my ears so I wouldn’t hear her voice, but I’d hit every hole and wouldn’t stop until I passed out. If she passed out first, I’m not sure I’d notice.
September 5th, 2008 at 9:13 pm
I’d hit it with a baseball bat.
September 6th, 2008 at 7:41 am
By the way, I just check on Wikipedia. The woman is about 58.
Just the novelty of boning a decent looking 58 year old woman is worth considering.
September 6th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
for some reason i can’t comment on the akon thing, anyway, isn’t he the same idiot who threw kid off stage and might go to jail for that?
September 6th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Yellow is her color.
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December 1st, 2009 at 6:40 pm
She dated Elvis. Look it up.