Rihanna Lookin’ Hot When Performing at the VMAs of the Day
I was at a club this past weekend drinking like I do. It was some open bar party that I managed to work my way into and when inside, I got to talking to some dude about smoking weed, and how the girls in this place were all drunk and wanted to get fucked. A Rihanna song came on, since she’s pretty much killin’ the music industry and is on the top of her game, despite not being a very good singer or a very hot bodied black chick, but I still think she deserves it because all her songs are catchy and hits that everyone can get down to.
Either way, this chick who looked and dressed like Rihanna jumped onto a table and started doing Rihanna choreographed dance moves that she obviously learned watching her music videos and as she danced away, people started watching the spectacle and formed a bit of an audience around her because from far away she looked just like Rihanna and we didn’t know if we were in a celebrity party or if this girl was just a fuckin’ rip off artist who was loving all the attention….
When the song ended and she got off her table and everyone clapped for her, which I thought was ridiculous, considering how creepy it is to pretend you are someone famous to feel better about yourself when people clap and grandmas ask for autographs so I decided to walk up to her and entertain her shit. She gave me pure fuckin’ attitude and when the guy I met who loved weed asked for a picture she said something like “I don’t do photos” and I laughed in her face, because that kind of attitude from someone who is just copying someone famous because she thinks she’s actually important and has some kind of ego like she’s a celebrity and not just some shitty stripper or whatever the fuck she does to pay her bills is funny….what isn’t funny is the fact that I still wanted to fuck her but knew I’d never see her naked, not even with promises of featuring her on this website because she was too caught up in thinking she was famous while the real Rihanna was at the VMAs and here are the pics….
Bonus Here She Is With T.I. in Tight Pants
Here She is Arriving to the Show
September 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com¨*:·. ” This is an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:38 pm
Rihanna is looking good,except for the one pic that shows her wrinkley arm pit.
September 8th, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Jesus, could you post some more cake farting video clips?
September 8th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Fuck the VMAs
March 17th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
rihanna you sound awesome