Christina Milian in a Slutty Dress of the Day
Remember Christina Milian from that video where she rolls around in mud, wishing she was black, like the time I put shoe polish on my face and sang slave songs in a pretty shitty southern, broken english accent because I thought it would get me street cred, when all it really did was get me a lot of dirty looks because the black peole were convinced I was mocking them and didn’t realize I was trying to be down with them because I love black girls. I love the skinny ones at least, with their long legs and tight bodies and know how to move all with low expectations when it comes to Christmas, they are just happy to not get shot, so they don’t cost that much while white girls expect so much out of you, whether it’s time, gifts or hugs. I guess it’s because black guys aren’t too down with waiting around for them, especially after knocking them up.
I don’t love the fat black girls because they are horny, aggressive and stronger than me and because I don’t like fat chicks in general. About 2 months ago, I was walking around some hotel lobby, as I do lookin’ for unsuspecting girls from out of town, when some big ol’ Aunt Jamima lookin girl puts her really big arm around my shoulder and asks me what I am doing in town, how long I’m here for and who I am with. Knowing she wants to get paid to suck me off, I tell her I am waitin for my wife, that I am here all week, be sure to try the steak and she gets all mad and tells me how badly she wanted to keep me company all week, for 50 dollars a day. I told her I was offended that she would take me for the kind of guy who needs to pay for friends and sex, then cried into her big ol’ Aunt Jamima arms when I realized that I was the kind of guy who needs to ay for sex because girls just don’t like me, but they do when I am paying them to and that works for me.
Since we’re talking about whores here, here’s some Christina Milian trying to stay in the picture by wearing some slutty dress you want to fuck off her.
September 10th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
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September 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm
Christina Milian was a nobody from the start,so I’m amazed at any press coverage she receives.
Even more amazed that Bongo hired her for their jeans ad.
Not too surprised though,considering that Rumer Willis and Kristin Cavallari are her C list co-stars in the ad.
September 10th, 2008 at 4:12 pm
She looks fuckin hot in anything!
September 10th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
DUDE, ARE YOU REALLY A CONDESCENDING PREJUDICE D!CK HEAD OR DOES IT COME NATURALLY?
YOU REALLY LOST A FAN…..
September 10th, 2008 at 9:00 pm
I’d love to give Christina a 5 finger anal exam.
September 10th, 2008 at 9:03 pm
Why do i hear shitty music when i come to this website?! Turn that shitty music off!
September 10th, 2008 at 9:48 pm
So you seem to be a racist prick. Must be why you hide behind a computer to make fun of celebrities. What a tough guy.
September 11th, 2008 at 3:43 am
she’s “wishing she was black”? um, if she isn’t black, what colour is she?
the look of her dress in the 4th pic (from behind), is like she’s daring you to rip it off of her. i accept that dare.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:31 am
wow, what the fuck was this entry? that wasn’t even sorta funny
not coming back here again
September 11th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Christina is HOT!!!!, must of been a tuff decision for Nick Cannon. Christina Milian or Mariah Carey, I ain’t mad at Nick at least he can say he BONED them.
September 11th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Off-topic: someone needs to make a Aunt Jemima vs. Mrs. Butterworth cage fight. Would be an epic duel of pancakes and syrup.