Jessica Simpson is Seriously Desperate for Male Attention of the Day
I posted these Jessica Simpson pics the other day without realizing that there was an ass flash during the performance, I am sure I am not the first guy to neglect this girls ass, even though everytime she has sex homeboy is trying his fuckin’ hardest to get up in it for fear of accidentally knocking her up because we all know how badly she wants a baby. She’s the kind of girl you use a condom with and when you are done, you bury that shit in the backyard in hopes that her desperate womb doesn’t find it and flip it inside out to try to imregnate herself with it.
I feel for this girl though, it’s always hard for an older sibling to see their younger sibling do things before them, but I think if she took the time to actually see who knocked Ashlee up, she’d feel better about things and probably back the fuck up from all the food that fat ass has been emotionally eating.
Either way, this is a pretty interesting take on being country, I wonder when she’ll incorporate the live sex with a horse component to the performance, I hear that’s how they do it back home on the farm when there’s no cock to be found for 4 counties….I don’t know what I am talking about.
September 11th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
September 11th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
What’s the big deal?! It was the wind that brought her dress up.
September 11th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
I’d spank Jessica’s ass as i drive her doggie.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:07 pm
No, no ! You were on the right track. Sex with a horse is definitely next in line for her.
September 11th, 2008 at 5:25 pm
she looks like a beaver…the girls to the left look better than her
September 11th, 2008 at 6:44 pm
Poor girl, she is her own worst victim.
September 11th, 2008 at 6:53 pm
Jessica Simpson needs to go back on the coke diet,and go to the gym.
She’s sporting some cellulite on that increasingly big ass of hers.
September 12th, 2008 at 2:21 am
Jessica has zero talent. I saw her perform and she must be tone deaf cuz the shiz cummin out her mouth sure wasn’t the right notes.