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Kelly Osborune Kissing of the Day

Seeing Kelly Osbourne kissing anything reminds me of the first time I walked in on two guys kissing. It was I was just loitering around a college dorm in hopes of seeing a free show in the coed bathroom, when I walked into the shower, not knowing it was an all male shower, thinkin’ I’d see a scene out of Debbie Does Dallas, when instead I saw two naked men kissing and jerking each other off. It kinda tarnished my sex drive for about a month because thoughts of that shit really threw me off since it was a time before gay was an everyday thing and drinking did a good job making me forget and get over it and accept it as not being such a big deal, but I will say it put an end to my quest to find entertainment in the coed dorm.

I guess what Kelly Osbourne proves is that even really ugly, sexually ambiguous, fat chicks you would assume are lesbian because no cock wants them, can find love, especially if their parents are rich, famous and big in the music industry, something any aspiring musician would see as a golden opportunity. Work your way into a solid career by fucking the ugly daughter no one wants, then making her fall in love with you and wanting the best for you, leading to her constant whining to her parents to give you a record deal until they agree to shut their little baby they feel sorry for bringing into the world because she looks like shit up.

So maybe this love isn’t real, but the fact that it is hideously disgusting is, and I guess it’s nice to know that Kelly Osbourne can be blinded by this beautiful love she feels to not realize the truth behind it, but the real tragedy is that she doesn’t respect the truth her mirror tells her everyday and that is to stay the fuck inside like the freak that you are because no one wants to ruin their day by lookin’ at that face.

5 Responses to “Kelly Osborune Kissing of the Day”

  1. jessiy Says:

    Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ♥ ♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥ ♥ It’s an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.

  2. Senile Says:

    Looks more like two dudes kissing, slip him the tounge you big stud you

  3. Glen Quagmire Says:

    I think he threw up in her mouth a little bit.

  4. Candi Apples Says:

    The dude kissing Kelly Osbourne must be blinded by her money,cause he certainly ain’t blinded by her looks.

    She’s fuckin ugly!

  5. Sean O'Donnell Says:

    that dude looks like that DJ dude that follows lohan around

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