Shauna Sand is Keeping It Classy of the Day
Everyone hates on Shauna Sand for being a tacky bitch, but what I know is that despite dressing like a cheap hooker with the name Gary tattooed on her ass, she still manages to keep her composure. She just comes from a school of thought where fake hair, fake tits and skinny everything else is a good thing, and in her defense her career is solely based on the younger version of this look, so like a dog being rewarded a dog treat for doing a trick, Shauna Sand keeps bringing this back out because it is her trick and we’ve all rewarded her for it. The sad thing is that she keeps shit classy by not releasing sex tapes, by never being rude and by always taking the time to clean herself up and despite it not being something you’d want to see your mom wearing, it is something you’d want a slut you bring home to fuck to be wearing and you can’t forget that. Like I can’t forget the time I was forced to hang out with 2 trashy chicks from Michigan at some resort town’s public pool and they were cussin’ and spitting and scratching themselves in disgusting places I wanted to smell and one of them got so drunk she shit herself in the pool and laughed it off despite popular belief amongst trash, shitting in a public pool is not socially acceptable, it is not a value pack sized toilet that you buy at Costco and it is not considered keeping your composure and there is not a chapter is Emily Post’s Book of Etiquette sountil I see Shauna Sand covered in feces, I’m stickin’ to this whole classy angle.
September 12th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
It’s Bimbo the Clown !
September 13th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Shauna could suck start a Harley with those lips.
September 13th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
Shauna Sands looks like Joan Rivers twin sister!
She’s fuckin ugly,but I applaud her courage to go out in public,knowing that she is so ridiculed on the net.
September 13th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Trailer park trash.
September 14th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
her lips are huge..
poor girl
used to be so hot
September 16th, 2008 at 2:24 am
i’d still have dirty wild sex with her!!!