Jennifer Aniston Leaving the Gym of the Day
Jennifer Aniston is leaving the gym because staying in shape is important, especially when your aging body can’t land a husband, baby daddy or boyfriend and even more necessary when you’re Greek and predisposed to having a hug fucking dumpy ass.
Her desperation reminds me of my friend who was equally desperate to find love. He got to the point of desperation where he had exhausted masturbation but couldn’t manage to get a girl to sleep with him, and refused to get a whore because he said that would make him feel like a loser. I would remind him that he is a loser and he’d just blow me off. As time went on, he got more paranoid that everyone around him knew he couldn’t get laid and I realized that it had gone too far one day when buying beer with him at the grocery store and dude picked up a box of tampons. I asked him why the fuck he was picking up tampons and he just ignore me. We got to the cash and when the clerk went to scan the tampons, my friend chimed in and said something along the lines of “I hate buying these for my girlfriend, it’s so embarrassing”, I looked at him like he had lost his fucking mind and he continued, “but I guess it’s not as bad as me not getting laid for the next week, if you know what I mean”….and I figured I had to stop the insanity so I ratted him out to the clerk for not having a girlfriend and that he’s just being crazy at which point he freaked out on me and ran out of the store and I haven’t heard from him since.
Either way, here’s Aniston…
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September 16th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Any way you slice it, Spandex went out of style a long time ago.
September 16th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
So you reminded your friend that he was a loser and he did what to you?
September 16th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
She is soooooo fucking hot !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2008 at 4:22 pm
I wanna do ya Jen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 16th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I call BS on the whole banning thing going on in the forum’s.
September 16th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
Jennifer Anniston does try extra hard to land a man,but it never seems to do her any good.
I’m convinced that she has a toxic personality,cause there are women uglier than her that manage to keep a man.
Another thing,Jennifer Annitson is doing herself no favors by sporting Spandex in public.
September 16th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
YES! The typical American retard, who “knows” a celebrity from reading about her in magazines.
I don’t know her, neither do you, save yourself the breath…
September 16th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Buying tampons to impress the grocery clerk?!?! That’s the funniest god-damned thing I’ve read on this site.
Anustown’s big dumpy ass must come in handy, being Greek and all.
September 17th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Spandex with no camel toe = uninteresting
September 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
how do you know a husband is even what she wants. this may come as a surprise to some ppl but not all women what a husband and a bunch of rug rats running around. NEWS FLASH: a woman is still a woman if she never get married or have kids. what’s pathetic is writing crap about somebody you don’t know based on BS you read in a mag. this is my first time visting this site and will be my last.
September 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Jennifer aniston is so freaking sexy her body is so tight. I’ll marry her in a second if she’ll have me of course. I LOVE YOU JEN BABY!
September 17th, 2008 at 1:35 pm
Let’s see george clooney is a playboy that serial dates and he’s a stud. Jennifer aniston is single and dating yet she’s desperate? Huh? Really wow what a double standard. I agree with the earlier post just because you read about jen in magazines and the internet nobody knows her she’s just trying to live her life like all of us are. Look she can’t even go to the gym without someone blogging about how desperate she is shit she’s just trying to workout!
September 17th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
You are blind! This girl hasn’t had a dumpy ass since before Friends (before she lost about 25 lbs). She has a fantastic body for any age! How do you KNOW she is desperate for a man? Hey she had a summer fling w/ douche and kicked him to the curb-good riddance. Celeb women adopt all the time as singles and she can do that any time she wants. Hell, she’s got enough cash to buy a whole daycare center full of kids. WHy does she need a man?????
September 17th, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Aniston has become from ‘hot’ to ‘well preserved’. When you don’t have a talent, and relied heavily on your physique for years, you are destined to lose. But right, it’s her business and no one cares. Good luck on that TV career.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
I think the story about the guy that doesn´t fuck and went to the store for tampons is about you… it is obvious that you DONT FUCK… what is also obvious is that you have never been to Greece and that you have never tapped greek ass. That said, Aniston is stinking rich, and good looking so i really dont see how i can feel sorry for her, even after reading the crap you wrote.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
Aniston is soo hot. I’m in love with this chick. jenn i wanna marry you baby
September 17th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Oh yeah she’s so desperate she’s beautiful and rich with a smokin hot little body. A body better than girls half her age. Seriously who is writing this garbage?
September 17th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
after reading this bull shit, i don’t feel sorry for her; i feel sorry for ppl like you. get a life. and just like the person above: this is my first time visiting this site and will be my last. the only reason i clicked on this was because it was a link about jennifer on the imnotobsessed page. you are just like fat ass perez hilton and that is not a compliment. rag on ppl who deserves it. this woman has done nothing to anybody, but yet, you and the media loves to try and ripe her a new asshole.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
A lot of very AAAANGRY women posting today!
Fact: Jennifer is gagging for a man;
Fact: its getting harder and harder for her to land one because she’s reached a certain age and is starting to lose her looks
Fact: its much better to be a man after the age of 30!
September 17th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
It always amazes me how dumb you commentators are about celebs, so she “reminds you” of whatever……well newsflash for the reality impaired, your perceptions of her life ARE YOUR perceptions and not a reflection of reality. How bloody stupid are you? Do you really think that the image the media has cultivated over several years now is the truth? Do you think that all there is to a celeb’s life is what you see in the news? If you do that’s pretty fucking sad. For shame on you idiot commentator.
And also like the person above me the only reason I clicked on your site was b/c of Aniston, she’s an amazing person, actress, down to earth, smokin hot and etc, and yes I met her once and she was so nice to everyone.
I feel sorry for you and that you have to slag off a person like Aniston for not having a baby/husband or whatever, and that you probably do it for attention or some other such nonsense. You know a woman doesn’t have to have a baby/husband/bf or whatever to be happy, successful, and beautiful (which she obviously is). Why is it that so many people berate her for not having a child? What is that her only purpose as a female, brood mare? Screw that bollocks.
And oh yea, so hard for her to land roles that she’s got at least 6 lined up for filming. *sigh* Reality must really burn some people eh?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
I love how you don’t let this b-list actress get away with her stupid behavior! You crack me up. While a large segment of women scream and holler if anyone criticizes their precious Rachel Green, the rest of us (who are actually sane) are tired of her stupid ploys to keep her name in the media. She is fake, fake, fake! And the reason why she can’t keep a man is because she has no life and is boring as all Fuck! Who the hell wants to lay around in the sun and fly back btwn Mexico and Los Angeles all year? Okay, I mean anyone with a semblence of intelligence. I bet conversations with her are a friggin snoozefest too! It’s pathetic she can’t have a serious relationship. Brad only married her because he can’t be alone and he was anxious to be in a serious relationship after Gwyneth. I’ve seen that happen with a lot of men who get married for the wrong reasons and regret it. They end up finding someone else who they really, truly fall in love with and get divorced. Brad made a mistake getting married to her. PLus this liar doesnt want kids! If she wanted kids, she’d be adopting like so many single, financially able women. She’s a fraud and has been lying to everyone for years. Eff her!
September 17th, 2008 at 5:15 pm
Dude, I agree with the above posters about the double standard.
George Clooney is a stud, and Jen Aniston is desperate? #%$@!
I call bullshite.
George Clooney is what–60 now? Grandpa needs to settle down.
And, for the record, George Clooney reminds me a lot of my Jimmy the Chimp doll from childhood.
All the man needs to do is scratch his crotch and he proves himself to be pure monkey to me.
Clooney want a banana?
September 17th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
Yes Jensucksballs… I have to agree!
And I’m just going to go ahead and assume that all of the pro-MANiston posts are Jen herself… its not like she has anything better to do like a family to take care of like most other 40 YO wemen.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
you are my new best friend, thank you for calling it as you see it, Jen does want a man, why do she keep dating, huh!? only to get dumped again, she is unstable and dizzy. the different between George and Jen is obvious, George does the dumping and Jen gets dumped, she does not date, she gets crapped on and tossed aside, money is not every thing, she has no self esteem, a lot of older women have hot body’s, Halley b, meg r,Farrah f, etc, but this chick is unstable. why can’t she keep a man? they all leave her. she is desperate.
September 17th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
Oh yeah, Jen’s pathetic but all of you criticizing her certainly must have great tight bodies and a perfect marriage right. Get of your fucking moral high horse and GET REAL! The only reason SOME people think she’s desperate is because the media portrays her that way. And you people buy it because you want to. Because your life is so crappy, you can only feel better by believing other beautiful or sucessful people have it bad. So what if she hasn’t found anyone to marry. At least she’s brave enough to be on her own unlike some people who have to be in a relationship (even if it’s a crappy one) just to prove they’re worth something. I mean come on! What is this, the Middle Ages?! All of you out there calling her desperate and shit are just frustrated and have nothing better to do. Guess your life’s not as interesting after all.
September 17th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
She’s been divorced for 3 years so instead of taking time and dating like normal people do she has to be desperate? If she was so desperate she would be in single bars everynight with a hoochie dress on trying to land a man any man( shauna sands is desperate walking around 24/7 in stripper shoes). Yes she wants to be married with kids one day so why can’t she date until mr. Right comes along. So single older men who date are cool but single older women are desperate? Is this the stone age?
September 17th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
George does all the dumping you know this personally cause you’re friends with him right? You got his number on speed dial and on the weekends you toss back a few cold ones with him cause you two are tight like that. I mean that’s the only way you could be so sure he does all the dumping. For the record jennifer dumped john, paul and that other fool she’s the one that filed for divorce from brad since you want to believe everything you read asshole.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
MANISTON did all the dumping BWAHAHAHHAHAHH!!! He dumped Brad Pitt bwaahahahhahahhah oh my goodnesssss!!! You’re like your idol DELUSIONAL to the MAX !!!
September 17th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
^ Nobody said she did all the dumping you stupid fuckface. Why don’t you go and blow up your girlfriend and get laid you pussy. you’re too concerned about a woman that wouldn’t look twice at your sorry ass anyways.
September 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am
anonymous Says:
September 17th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
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oh yeah you’re the one who is stupid ..braindead! I think you need to get laid .. you’re so angry and uptight HAG! and while looking for a lay why don’t you enroll in some anger management class you need it badly BITCH!!
September 18th, 2008 at 12:41 am
^ OMG a random dude makes a comment to you and get all unhinged! You are mental. WTF didn’t cuss at you, but look at how freaked out you get. What? Is your poor widdle ego all bruised now? Weak-ass. You dude have bigger fish to fry than fighting about Maniston. How lame. Get off the internet and into some therapy. Your poor friggin ‘parents! Jeezus! Weak ass.
Oh and thanks Nat! I felt better after writing that. She’s pathological.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Eli Says:
September 17th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
after reading this bull shit, i don’t feel sorry for her; i feel sorry for ppl like you. get a life. and just like the person above: this is my first time visiting this site and will be my last. the only reason i clicked on this was because it was a link about jennifer on the imnotobsessed page. you are just like fat ass perez hilton and that is not a compliment. rag on ppl who deserves it. this woman has done nothing to anybody, but yet, you and the media loves to try and ripe her a new asshole.
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Amen!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
no no no you are wrong JO. This woman is a whore attention, lame, dull and dumb. she does not deserve to appear in every coverage, she does not deserve to be one of the most richest actress. she is a total fraud, besides I have a life, all people in here have a life, and we all have the right to say enough of this woman, she is Hollywood’s boredom.
September 18th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
and most of her fans are mental! gosh look at these posts above! don’t get too personal with her guys, like Lainey said she is not your next-door girl unless you live in a 10 million dollar mansion in Malibu!
September 19th, 2008 at 7:34 pm
ROTFL. Sadly I think your friend might be a better catch than X and all her millions. Bitch is beyond desperate. Right now her goal in life seems to be give a blowjob to every male celeb who’s public professed his desire to have Angelina Jolie roll around the sheets with him. Too bad she’s already 40. She isn’t going to live long enough to service all the man lusting after The Jolie. After Brad dumped her ass and months later went chasing down Jolie you’d think she’d know by now that she can’t compete! Desperate AND dumb. No wonder she can’t keep a man.
September 20th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
That tampon story is hilarious. About Jen? Man I’d hit it.
But I agree with the person who says she probably has a “toxic” personality, men tend to run away from women like that - as in, fuck and escape.
and all you haters are on the wrong site, this for mastubators and stoners only, k?. you’re gonna have a heart attack like that.
September 21st, 2008 at 9:52 pm
why is she less of a woman if she doesn’t have any kids? the last thing this world need is another celebrity popping out babies left and right just to whore them out in magazines. desperate? really? i have read all the comments and can’t help but wonder how many ppl have actually met her to call her desparate and dumb. a lot of women go through men like crazy until they find mr. right. but, when she does it, all of a sudden there is something wrong with it. i am sure the last thing she wants is another cheating husband. also, i agree about the double standard thing. lord help the media and the haters when this woman finally settles down and have a baby. i don’t think they will know what to do with themselves. what will they use on her then? idk, but they will find something. haters always do.
September 21st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
any woman who handles herself with class is considered boring? i guess if she slept with married men then she would seem more interesting. ppl always find whores more interesting.