Katy Perry in a Shitty Photoshoot of the Day
So not only does Katy Perry ruin my experimental teenage girl fantasy with that Kissed a Girl song, that I hear all the fuckin’ time and want to shoot myself in the face because of and that has got so bad that when I am in bars and see two young girls going at it for a group of cheering frat boys, I can’t jump in and scream at them to pull out their tits or to life up each other’s skirts because that stupid song starts playing in my head…..
But Katy Perry also ruins school girl fetishes in this photoshoot where she’s dressed like one, because she’s fuckin’ ugly and reminds me of the time I was at Starbucks and saw this chubby school girl come in and order some milkshake drink and two pieces of cake that she went and emotionally ate, not knowing whether I should prey on her for being some insecure girl with issues that I could really take advantage of all while wearing a school girl outfit that I loved, but being unable to make the move because she was so fuckin’ fat that I found her disgusting…..despite all the good the situation potentially had…if you know what I mean…which you probably don’t because I don’t think I explained myself properly…
I guess the good news is suckin’ that lollipop in these pictures isn’t the only way that this bitch sucks and I am not talking about cock, I am talking about annoying me with her ugly face…
September 16th, 2008 at 2:36 pm
it took me a bit, but after seeing the size of her chesticles, she’s converted me to being a fan and those lollipop pics sure will give some celeb nude faker something to work with. lol
September 16th, 2008 at 2:59 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
September 16th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
Katy Perry is ugly,and her face is a similar shape to
Rumer Willis.
Fuckin scary.
September 16th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
Rumer Willis is all out disgusting with no chance of redemption. Katy Perry isn’t the hottest singer out there, but she’s no Rumer Willis.
September 17th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Nine out of ten rich & celeb girls prefer fertile douches to the other brand.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:39 pm
Similar to Rumer Willis WTF!? If I saw a girl that looks like Katy Perry I’d hit it hard, however if I rolled over & saw Rumer Willis in a bed I’d naw off my arm & swear off alcohol 4ever!