Bristol Palin’s Phone Number of the Day
Gawker posted on some dude named ANONYMOUS who hacked Sarah Palin’s email and published Bristol Palin’s phone number. I figure since you like teenage pregnancy as much as me - especially when the baby to be’s grandma is going to be your President after McCain dies, you may want to leave her a message. I can’t guarantee if this is really her but I think it is….so call and find out before the number is changed…but then realized that I may get arrested and decided to go against it but I’m sure you can find it at Gawker. I did.
So instead, I called and left a stupid message. I am not feeling all that funny today but figured I’d post it anyway because if she’s old enough to be a mother, she’s old enough to have nude pictures on the internet and proves that 18 is just some arbitrary number.
Now - I will wait for the secret services to arrest me. This sure ain’t like it is in Alaska no more, where everyone’s all friendly and wholesome. Welcome to the real world country girl.
I got carried away and kept leaving her messages…they suck but they were more entertaining than posting about bullshit and now I am sharing them with you….
Message 2
Message 3
Message 4
Message 5
September 17th, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Hotmail? Really?
I bet she’s got a Geocities site, too.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I call her,and ask her why she’s such a slut.
I will come back and tell you what she says.lol
September 17th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
I just called twice,and it hung up on me before anyone answered.
Maybe she is in a bad mood,I will try again later! lol
September 17th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
Called back a third time,and Bristol’s mailbox is full.:(
September 17th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
She won’t return my calls.
September 17th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
You can also call her at 1-866-577-9590. She will definitely answer.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
lol good stuff HeyZeus
September 17th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
I like the way you end the first 2 messages, with a friendly raising of your voice at the end.
September 17th, 2008 at 5:05 pm
You are a coward, a scumbag and a Bolshevik.
Why don’t you come down from Canada so I can kick your sick ass????
September 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
That was fucking hilarious!
Carlos, lighten up. Here in Canada we have a great sense of humor which you obviously don’t share.
September 17th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
CREDIT TO GAWKER IS UNFOUNDED.
ANONYMOUS GETS ALL CREDIT.
EXPECT US.
September 17th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
“Call Me Back”
ahahaha
@ Carlos - Whats your problem?
September 17th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
lol… pretty primitive tools that shits so great.
September 17th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
You’re out of your mind, now I know the RCMP will take you down with pressure coming from the FBI and the Secret Service if McCain wins the VIP pass to the White House. Palin might seek vengeance on your ass! But it will be glorious with international coverage!
September 17th, 2008 at 8:07 pm
preggo teens ftw
fapfapfap
September 17th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
This is funny shit!
September 17th, 2008 at 10:01 pm
That was some sick shit….. but damn that was hillarious. Yea she’ll be seeking vengence. You heard about what she did to that police commissioner. Watch out for black copters and push the vote for obama lol
September 17th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
That was funny as fuck…She probably creeped the shit out of her…
September 17th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Just putting all of you on notice:
The FBI, the Secret Service and the Royal Canadian Mounted Police have been apprised of your website, they have all your IP addresses, as well
You are all collaborators and co-conspirators in a criminal, international enterprise.
September 17th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
Oh no
September 17th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
Not the Royal Canadian Mounted Police
September 18th, 2008 at 2:10 am
ooopz
September 18th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Carlos… is that you, Daddy Yankee?
September 18th, 2008 at 5:59 am
YOU FUCKIN EVIL BASTARD…I NEARLY COUGHED UP A LUNG LAUGHING SO HARD
September 18th, 2008 at 11:30 am
Carlos had me fallin out my chair !!!! (heyzues, that is some good shit ! )
September 18th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
CALL CARLOS
305-642-1669
September 18th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
Anon, that is not my number moron…
I know it is difficult for you to read anything other than Barack’s website statements.
You think this is a game and it is not. I have denounced Jesus Martinez, the owner of this site and all those who have commented on this illegal act.
I live in South Florida and unlike you and your master Barack, I AM NOT A COWARD NOR A TRAITOR.
send me an email off my blog
carlosechevarria.blogspot.com
I will send you my precise coordinates, so you can come on down…oops, your welfare check probably can’t even cover bus service, right????
September 18th, 2008 at 3:14 pm
carlos,
i love that pic on your website of you getting a train run by ted stevens, newt and rush
dude, i love gay repug porn
keep up the good work
September 18th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
Uncle Joe why don’t you email me with your contact information, email me first, if you wish, I will provide mine.
I have nothing on my blog regarding Rush or Ted Stevens, I do a American Solutions banner in reference to drilling in America…Newt’s organization.
I am alot of things, homosexual is not one of them….
BTW, maybe you should google Larry Sinclar so you can see how your Messiah, B. Hussein Obama, engaged in the low down, gay sex in Chicago with Larry Sinclar, as well as smoking crack!!!
You are a typical, Daily Kos like coward…I know your type quite well.
I am in Miami, come on down tough guy!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 3:45 pm
CARLOS:
WE KNOW ABOUT THE BOY.
4119
September 18th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
lol it seems the retard filter is broken again. : D carlos go suck some McCain cock and go wipe your face for an ass with your lehman brothers stock. Btw. when did Mexicans become rednecks? Carlos get out of your old ass out of your grandmothers basement. Haha : D Love the blog, great post!!
September 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
First of all idiot I am not Mexican nor do I have any Mexican descendents,,,since you are an utter moron like Obama, my last name is Basque, northeastern Spain, you monkey.
My parents are Cuban American and have lived in this country for over 60 years, I am American by birth and Southern by the grace of God.
Both my grandfather and father are veterans of the United States, unlike you idiot.
My grandparents have been dead for close to two decades…once again you manifest how classy Democrats are.
I must concede, as well that unlike your Messiah Obama, my father is not Kenyan, nor is he a bigamist, nor a socialist, nor a wife beater like B. Hussein Obama, Sr.
Nor is my mother white trash like Stanley Ann Dunham, Obama’s mommy who was pregnant with Barry before she got married to her Muslim polygamist husband who left them to go to Harvard, and take up with another white women.
Why don’t you call Ashley Biden who in 2002 got drunk and beat up a cop in Chicago???
Or Hunter Biden who took close to a million dollars in consulting fees from his clients, after his daddy passed pro-credit card company legislation?
Or Michelle Obama who got a 50 % raise after Barack won and her hospital where she devised a scheme to turn away poor people received over 10 million dollars in earmarks.???
William Ayers?
Jeremiah Wright, Jr.? his new “whitey” mistress
Bernadette Dorhn?
Prince Talaweel?
Mayor Daley?
Emil Jones?
Acorn?
Barry’s coke dealing roomates in Columbia Univ., 81-83
Barry’s 1 month trip to Pakistan
Barry being able to recite the Muslim chant to Nicolas Kristof without accent
Telling Stephanopoulous about his true Muslim faith
Biden’s lobbying on behalf of Iran
As for Lehman Brothers, Fannie and Freddie, check your stats, Barack received more money from those institutions than any other legislator and Franklin Raines and Jim Johnston were on his VP selection committee…
McCain warned about this in 2005 and introduced oversight legislation which Barry voted against..
September 18th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
HOLY FUCK.
Spit take.
September 18th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
carlos, why don’t you check your buddy mcsame. keating five..wife stealing pills from cancer patients, lying about POW status, father never forgiving him,
bombing POW camp knowing damn well that his sonnny boy who ratted out good american soldiers was there.
barrack and mcsame share the same foreign policy as bush. another cheater and liar.
check your facts, faggot…
oh, and “little boy”? do you need to tell us something carlos?
September 18th, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Why don’t you call up Jeremiah Wright’s new mistress, she is white!!!! she got fired and her husband divorced her due to the affair.
Let’s call Ashley Biden, ask her how she tried to beat up a cop in 2002 and then threatened them with her dad’s status.
Let’s call William Ayers, the unrepentant terrorist, who launched Barry the Muslim Interloper’s career.
Let’s call Larry Sinclair who had sex with Obama and smoked crack cocaine with him in 1999.
Let’s call Barry’s white, rich girlfriend who he leached off during Columbia and whose parents rejected him due to his drug dealing.
Let’s call Barbra Streisand who helped get Barry 9 million bucks in 1 night in Beverly Hills….Power to the People, huh
Let’s call Raul Castro and Hugo Chavez who have been funneling money to the Obama campaign in Florida, New York, New Jersey.
You people are cowards and plebians…
September 18th, 2008 at 5:43 pm
Seems like carlos has some identity issues
boys are not ok carlos. LoL, go watch some fox news. You make no points, you’re just spewing illiterate hate speech. This is why I don’t like republicans, they make no intelligent points. They just try to attack the character of the democratic candidate, be it Hillary or Obama, doesn’t matter and lie about it and then stick 2 those lies. Calling Obama a terrorist is just hilarious, and of poor taste. Let me guess, you didn’t graduate from kindergarten and now hate all the ‘elitist’ people around you that did. Go get some help, and you know nothing about Obama nor McCain, you’re just so stupid and nobody around you wants to hear your crap so you start posting it on a forum like this. I BEG YOU. CALL THE FBI, THE CIA etc. they need to put you away. you’re a yoke, and not a good one.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:05 pm
The one who has identity issues is you, my real name and blog is listed here, I don’t hide behind your anonymous postings.
Be a fucking man and come on down to Miami, oh sorry…can’t leave your “job” as a community organizer at Burger King, right???
Coming from a devotee of Daily Kos, the Huffington Post and this site which leaves disgusting messages for a 17 year old girl, you are going to lecture me about class? about logic?
Socialism failed buddy….if you love it so much move to Cuba, Venezuela, North Korea or the PRC, so you can feel at home and hail Marx, Lenin, Stalin, etc.
September 18th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
i’m surprised you don’t go ahead and say “nigger”. we all know you want to.
it’s what you’re getting at, anyway.
me, personally, i support a republican. not a neoconservative sheister like mcsame, but a republican.
i noticed that you didn’t respond to my questioning of mccain. is that because you know about it and don’t want to say anything to make your chipmunk cheek jesus look bad? or is it because you don’t know how to respond?
obama: meh. dude supports the neocons spying bills. can’t support that.
mccain: meh. he’s a sheister who wants us in a war for 100+ years. doesn’t think our economy is crashing and still claims our dollar is strong.
real republicans, carlos, real republicans support smaller government, gun rights, rights of man (ever read that great book by the same name? thomas paine…look him up), and keeping the government out of our lives.
you, my friend, support unending wars, crashing dollars, liars, miscreants, cheats, and a mostly homosexual cabinet..closet cases, of course.
anne coulter and sean hannity are lying to you. they are lying carlos.
if you were any type of a man, you would realize this. you would realize that it’s time to put down the keyboard and start acting like a man who is proud to live in a great nation. a man who wants to defend that nation from tyrannical rulers.
a real man, carlos.
my forefathers shed blood for this country. my forefathers stood against tyranny in overwhelming odds.
perhaps you need to read our constitution and bill of rights. yesterday was constitution day.
i’d also suggest the ten planks of communism. then compare the trotsky-ite neoconservative agenda to it.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:02 pm
p.s.: mccain had an illegal fundraiser in england, just so you know…..
(that’s against the law)
September 18th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
BURP! I just wanted express that. Oh yeah this is #40 and I just wanted rounded the comments to the nearest 10.
Carlos is wrong about socialism, it’s doing quite well in European and Asian countries. Your mistaking it for communism, sounds the same but they’re quite different ideologies in modern practice. You talk too much hot air.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
Hahaha, my grammar fail.
September 18th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
did we learn nothing from the past? socialism never works.
do you really want your government telling you which doctors you can visit?
as long as they pay, amiright?
that’s fucked up. i don’t want mandatory vaccinations, etc. etc. i also don’t want to be told want to do by my government or anyone else.
may sovereignty of man reign.
carlos, i hope your nazi ass gets what is coming to you when the shit really hits the fan. you’re not going to be one of them, you need to know that. they will crush you like a bug under their jackboots.
September 18th, 2008 at 10:17 pm
Ask any economist and they will say the exact same thing that mccain said, the fundementals of the economy are strong. THAT IS A FACT, STOP WATCHING NBC AND STOP JACKING OFF TO RON PAUL YOU DUMBASS.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:59 am
carlos,
i will not send you my contact info…sorry, i dont swing that way
but i know some guys that do…and i would be happy to send you their info…they just love swarthy latin men
oh and deathbecomesyou=retard
please tell all the people who are now trying to decide what is more important, feeding their kids or paying their utility bills, and have now lost much of the worth in their 401 ks and will have to work till they are 90 that the economy is strong…and please link to the one real economist that says it
omg…this is becoming a political blog…no way
YOU WINGNUTS ARE IN SERIOUS NEED OF A BLOW JOB
September 19th, 2008 at 2:02 am
oh, but i do love the way carlos the cuban gets off putting down everyone in this country
when i become king, i will make a declaration that every cuban should be repatriated back to their island paradise
dude…castro is dead….go home….
September 19th, 2008 at 2:05 am
oh…and i believe that every cuban woman should be sterilized
i think there are already enough people in miami who sound like al pacino in scarface
DONT FUCK WIT MEEEEE….AND SAY CHELLO TO MI LEEEETLE FRIEND
September 19th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
death becomes you = retard:
please be an hero irl.
November 7th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
OBAMAS THE PRESiDENT BiTCH.
HELL YUHHH.