Kate Hudson is Drunk in London of the Day
Kate Hudson was drunk in London this weekend. Lance Armstrong still only has one testicle and was in Canada this weekend for some charity event where people had to raise 25,000 dollars for cancer to ride their bikes with him.
I know they aren’t fucking anymore, but she still fucked a dude who is missing body parts, which probably isn’t as bad as the time I fucked this chick who was actually a neighbor’s Golden Retriever, boy was I embarrassed when they caught me. I am lying. I would never do that to a dog, but I’ve never fucked an amputee so I just can’t think of anything worse that I’ve done than fucking a dude with one ball, maybe fucking a dude with no balls and the female equivalent would be fucking a chick with no tits (Christina Applegate) but making fun of breast cancer is never funny, unless the chick with breast cancer is Sarah Silverman, because I hate her.
September 17th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
September 17th, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Her profile was found on SuckMEGADOUCHE’scock.com.
September 17th, 2008 at 9:37 pm
Terrible body on this chick. Everybody tells you how beautiful she is, then you see the body, and you’re like… yeeech! my wife has a better body. And that’s not a compliment.
September 18th, 2008 at 7:21 am
I don’t see what’s so hot about Kate Hudson,and I think she tries to hard to try and obtain the popularity her mother Goldie Hawn once had,even copying that signature grin of her’s.
Kate Hudson has saggy tits, and a saggy ass from having a kid.Plus,her forehead is wrinkly,and could benefit from a Botox injection.
Kate Hudson would be great for a fuck,but she’s not exactly marriage material,as you can see by how she sluts herself around on the daily.
September 18th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Wow…you’re a dumbass. ever consider they may share a similar grin because they’re related?
September 19th, 2008 at 4:25 am
poor kate, she’s not ok