Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself By Simulating Sex and Making Out With Him On Stage of the Day
I thought Janet Jackson was too old to be performing, despite all the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look young but instead made her look like some kind of soft spoken monster, but it turns out she is on tour and when on tour it turns out that part of her show involves choosing the biggest, gayest fan, strapping him up on stage and simulating sex with him and making out with him until he cries hysterically and cums himself. I wonder what her little fiance Dupri thinks of all this, I’ve heard about white dudes getting off to their wives getting fucked by black dudes while they sit in the corner, but this is probably just one of those “part of the show” situations. Either way, watch the video and maybe this will encourage you to go to her show you can be this guy and touch the lips that touched a different dude in every city like some kind of travelling whore, only whores are smart enough to not make mouth to mouth contact cuz it’s plain dirty, but that doesn’t stop this Jackson, because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.
September 18th, 2008 at 11:58 am
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club ” wealthyromanceS.Com ” last week! “She is very picky about guys,” according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!”
September 18th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
Planet of the apes! With a soundtrack. Who wants to have Michael Jackson all over them? I mean, other than Mccaully Calukin?
September 18th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Her profile and photos were found on the millionaire/celebrity dating club †wealthyromanceS.Com †last week! “She is very picky about guys,†according to officials of that site, “they have to be fertile douches or she won’t date them!â€
mmmmmm, fertile douches….
September 18th, 2008 at 1:42 pm
!!!!!!!!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 2:32 pm
THAT IS WHAT I WANT..A NASTY SWEATY MICHEAL JACKSON CLONE RUBBING UP ON ME..NO FUCKING THANKS AND HER MUSIC IS COMPLETE FUCKING SHIT NOISE!!!!
September 18th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
Miss Jackson can dry hump me anytime she wants to.
September 19th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Nasty. Like being assulated by Tina Turner in the thunder dome, but with less talent.
September 19th, 2008 at 1:19 am
I remember going to her concert in NYC in 2001. She did the same thing to another guy except he was tied up with his arms out and she was rubbing up on him. She looked better back then too. My hubby was like “damn” and there was some idiot behind us screaming, “janet pick me, pick me, oh man c’mon janet” I think he was about to cry. Some crazy shit.
September 19th, 2008 at 5:28 am
She’s gross,and it’s hard to believe that anyone could cum over that sweat bag.
September 19th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
She does this in every show, so it’s nothing new. Personally, I think they are all plants, just for security reasons. And I saw this in one of her shows years ago, and I have to say, it was the dullest part of the show that went on far too long. It was a nice time for a bathroom break, though.
September 19th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
not sure which show this is, but this EXACT same guy was the plant picked outta the audience at the oakland show last saturday…..
September 19th, 2008 at 4:56 pm
LMAO ” because like her brother she’s half robot and can’t die.” the first time I have properly laughed when coming to this site LOOL I love MJ but that is funnyyy
September 19th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
This was slightly tantalising when she did it eons ago and it was a bit more tasteful. I really dread to see what she does in another ten years time.
September 19th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
wow, i cant believe she did that, sorry but come on, what the hell was that,,, soo desperate
September 19th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
She had a different guy in Los Angeles this week.
September 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 pm
I want to invite you to Bolungarvik “Drunken stepfather” just for you to see how hilarious these ads are. I am laughing like there is no tomorrow. har har har.
September 22nd, 2008 at 3:53 pm
so Akon can do it and she can’t????
September 24th, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I saw the show on 19 Sep in Las Vegas. The guy is a plant; part of the show. It’s the same guy I saw in Vegas going thru the same theatrics and facial expressions…