Jessica Simpson’s Album is Number 1 on the Country Charts of the Day
So it turns out that all the making fun of Jessica Simpson on her quest to be country didn’t really pan out the way I thought it would or wanted it to. I am the kind of guy who likes other people’s failure, especially when the idea they are working on is retarded and I thought country folk would have my back on this shit and resent her and her Beverly Hills lifestyle for trying to step on their backwoods inbred toes, but for some reason shit was number one on the fuckin’ charts.
In all fairness to this “success”, number 3 on the chart was Various Artists -NOW That’s What I Call Country, and I also have a feeling her mainstream diehard fans are the ones buying the shit and not her country haters, and most importantly, no one buys CDs anymore, so I guess when you sell 10 records nationwide, it’s a big deal and gets you noticed, even when those 10 CDs were bought by your dad.
Either way, I still like her tits.
September 18th, 2008 at 3:29 pm
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September 18th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
The losers that bought Jessica’s cd are fuckin’ morons! Talk about throwing your money away, why not just set in on fire with a lighter instead?
September 19th, 2008 at 5:23 am
Tits are great,but that is one ugly dress.
September 19th, 2008 at 9:17 am
Big tits work when it comes to country music …. and she’s a “patriot” who dates a Dallas Cowboy ! Looks like a lock on a country music career to me.