Abbey Clancy Does FHM of the Day
I didn’t get arrested like I thought I would. But I did hide in the corner of my appartment all night hugging my knees expecting some big scary police man or bailiff to come take me away so I didn’t get much sleep and just woke up now. That’s pretty irresonsible of me, but the truth is I have paranoia issues and I don’t really understand the legalities of the internet and just started this site for fun and now feel like I am in over my head and shit, but I don’t want to bore you with all that. I mean who cares if I end up jumping into traffic thinking some random dude on the street corner is the FBI staking me out because he’s talking on his bluetooth, or if the van parked outside my house isn’t a molestor like I thought it was, but some high tech spy unit used to take me down. I mean, I don’t think I am that important or relevant. I’m just some asshole on a computer but I don’t know what the hell goes on in Bureaucracy and I guess that’s what scares me.
What doesn’t scare me is this Abbey Clancy slut in FHM doing her whole posing thing like she doe because she doesn’t care if dudes will jerk off to her at home but she does care if you kidnap her and make her into her girlfriend against her will in your basement, but I guess that just goes without saying…
Check Out Abbey Clancy’s Photoshoot in FHM
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It looks like FHM did a shoot with this soccer whore/wife a year ago, here’s the video. Good job staying fresh and creative FHM…
September 19th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
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September 19th, 2008 at 7:17 pm
FHM is a poor man’s Hustler.
September 20th, 2008 at 3:47 am
Abbey Clancy had a lot of touch up’s for that cover.
When you watch the video,her stomach is not as defined,and she doesn’t look as good as she does on the cover.
She’s big in the UK,but I don’t really know who she is.