Jessica Simpson Rocks the Mic Like a Dick of the Day
If you are good at photoshop, you could easily replace the mic in these pictures of Jessica Simpson with a big black dick and then you could pretend that she was a slutty black on blonde chick and it would make jerking off to them a whole lot better, but the whole effort that goes into staring and cropping a dick so it fits into these pictures perfectly, is a little pathetic and maybe even a little too much effort to put into masturbation, and would pretty much mean you have too much fuckin’ time on your hands, and would be on the same level of weird as the time you spent a week building a fake pussy out of piping and silicone because you found the blueprints on some message board for other losers who can’t get laid and you just had to get in on the fun. I figure if you took that energy and put it towards hustling chicks, or working to make money to hire whores, you wouldn’t really come across as a hopeless loser that finds pictures of Jessica Simpson and a microphone exciting.
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September 19th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
Ever saw some celebs on .·:*¨ wealthyromanceS.Com¨*:·. ” This is an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
September 19th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
Jessica is going to have a great porn career ahead of her if this cuntry music thing doesn’t work out.
September 19th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
The third one on the top row – damn!
September 20th, 2008 at 12:11 am
Cuntry music fans are fuckin’ morons for buying Jessica’s piece of shit cd!!
September 20th, 2008 at 3:35 am
Looks like Jessica Simpson has not been using the
Pro Active she endorses on TV,cause she has a few zits around her mouth.
Or,perhaps it’s herpes.
September 20th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
She’s a singer? Wow, I didn’t know that – does she know that too?
How about Tony Romo? Does he know?