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2008

19

Sep

Kate Moss is Drunk of the Day

The thing I like about Kate Moss is pretty much everything. I think she’s hot, I think she’s got the right idea on how to spend her free time, whether that’s on yachts or drunk in bars and I think she’s a model parent by never being around her kid enough to fuck it up. I mean I don’t know that for a fact, but I assume she’s never around for her kid because she’s out running around the world all the fuckin’ time, but that doesn’t matter, who needs to be around when you can afford to hire better suited nannies while you go about your life.

It is Friday and this week has been pretty shitty, so I am lookin’ forward to lookin’ alot like Kate Moss did last night, and I am hoping to meet my fair share of college girls who are pretty much as messy as Kate Moss is in these pictures and I plan on being tonight, so that I can try to see some fresh lookin’ titties that are spending lots of their parents money to make themselves smart while getting herpes in the process. Good times.

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