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Kate Beckinsale is Kissing a Dude and It’s Not You of the Day

I just wanted to post these pictures of Kate Beckinsale kissing her boyfriend or husband or whoever the fuck this is, because I don’t really know, but I do have a feeling that you do, because you view him as the one great obstacle between you professing your love to this bitch and riding away into the sunset on a white horse. Without rationally breaking it down to the fact that you are a nobody, you are ugly and you work a menial job, or no job at all, shit, I don’t know what you do, we’re not friends, but I do know the kind of person you are, and that is someone who has watched Underworld numerous times, at various speeds just to get a better angle of this girl. She is a hero to the comic book crowd and she’s not ever going to fuck one of the comic book crowd, so you should really move on and ask that fat girl in the back of your class out for a cup of coffee, maybe she’s got a good sense of humor and a high sex drive from never being given the opportunity to get cock, that may be exactly what you’re lookin for. Sure she’s no Kate Beckinsale, but I think we have to manage our expectations a little if you ever want to find happiness….

3 Responses to “Kate Beckinsale is Kissing a Dude and It’s Not You of the Day”

  1. Pete Says:

    no comment

  2. Candi Apples Says:

    I can hold my head up high,and say that I have never watched the movie Underworld,or any other movie
    Kate Beckinsale has starred in.

    I think she’s an average looking woman at best,that has had some really bad cosmetic surgery.

    What the fuck do men see in her? I really don’t know.

  3. joe Says:

    “I think she’s an average looking woman at best,that has had some really bad cosmetic surgery.

    What the fuck do men see in her? I really don’t know.”

    LOL! Yeah right. Who the fuck do you think you are kidding? There’s absolutely nothing even remotely average about this woman and you good and goddamn well know it. She’s one of the most astonishingly gorgeous women that ever walked the face of the planet. She’s incredibly intelligent, funny, talented, and has an fantastic personality from all appearances. You’re just a jealous, bitter bitch, just like all average or ugly women who look at a woman far more beautiful than themselves. I’d suggest you deal with the fact that Kate Beckinsale is infinitely hotter, sexier, and more intelligent than you’ll ever be on your best day.

    So do us a favor and shut the fuck up you insipid douche. One only needs to open their eyes to see what men see in her.

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