Megan Fox Is Wet in a Dress in Her Next Movie of the Day
You all love Megan Fox. You think she’s so fucking hot and so fucking cool, but I am convinced that it’s all smoke and mirrors. Sure, she looks like a porn star, but she was some wholesome family programming chick and I am convinced her agents and executives wanted to turn her into a product by giving her that bad girl vibe. I have a feeling her shitty prison tattoos are all part of the bullshit scheme, along with the plastic surgery she’s had to make her look more like Angelina Jolie, and quotes from GQ saying she’s so into Jenna Jameson right now, like some bi-curious bad girl, when everyone knows that real bi-curious bad girls, have no interest in washed up, pregnant porn stars. It’s all like a really bad episode written from the cushy executive offices of the guys who came up with the take the ugly loser girl’s glasses off and let down her ugly loser girl hair and trick the popular boy who teases her that she’s a hot girl into falling in love with her or of the producer of Full House or, I’m just waiting for the cheesy music to chime in, so that we can all come to an agreement and understand each other’s point of view, but I am hoping before that music chimes in, Brian Austin Green from 90210 gets hit by a bus, because you always need a casualty to get a point across….
Either way, she is hot, she is lame, and her nipples are hard in her new movie. These are the stills, that I am allowed to post, so the paparazzi can’t sue me for this one. Fuckers.
Here’s the video, the movie looks stupid and I hate MGM for sending them to every site, here I was thinking I had an exclusive, before realizing that I never have an exclusive.
September 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
You were sued?! Damn……sorry that happened…..
September 23rd, 2008 at 11:51 pm
she’s hot, but Gillian’s WAY hotter!
Yes, I still check your site once in a while, Jesus. But the forums are too crazy for me now.
September 24th, 2008 at 1:23 am
she’s got a pretty face but no boobs…. no thanks, personally, i like the complete package
September 24th, 2008 at 2:07 am
Dude, your a dick. Like you could ever get anyone w/a face like hers…w/a face like yours.
September 24th, 2008 at 2:08 am
I’m sorry. I meant to say You’re a dick. My bad.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:19 am
Megan Fox is an Angelina Jolie/Jenna Jameson wannabe.
She has the looks,but her personality comes across as very fake,much like the collagen in her lips.