Shannon Elizabeth is a Squeegee Punk of the Day
Wanna know what happens when you are a 35 year old actress who has doesn’t get much work despite having 30 credits under her belt, most of those probably low paying cameo roles, including her big American Pie breakout as the webcam slut before webcam sluts were an everyday thing, who have turned to playing poker semi-professionally, like a few of my hopeless friends who rock the video lottery machines 12 hours a day waiting for the big payout because they can’t get work and because every once in a while they manage to double their welfare checks? They drive Hondas. Although a reliable Japanese car that is good on gas, it’s not really respected in Celebrity circles, but then again, either is Shannon Elizabeth. So it all makes sense.
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:23 pm
For 35, she looks pretty darn good ! (by the way, she still gets plenty of work ..)
September 23rd, 2008 at 3:32 pm
I’d like to squeegee that ass !!!!!
September 23rd, 2008 at 6:35 pm
She’s “washed up!” None of the American Pie girls can act wortha damm.
September 24th, 2008 at 3:12 am
You expect American Pie chicks to actually “act?” They should just merge with National Lampoon and start making pornos.
September 24th, 2008 at 8:17 am
Shannon Elizabeth never had much of a career to begin with,so I bet her money is drying up real fast.
She’s still dating Derek Hough from DWTS,so maybe she is living off of his income,as I bet it’s larger than her’s.