Jennifer Aniston in Some Loney Vacation Bikini Pictures of the Day
Jennifer Aniston went on a lonely vacation recently, probably in attempts to get away from the hard truth that her life has a pretty depressing future alone and childless, and the good news is that she did it in a bikini, because despite being nothing amazing to look at, I’d rather be lookin’ at it in a bikini than clothed.
I have to say that she does look better than the Greek girls I know or the Greek girls who I have fucked, because I have fucked a Greek girl before and the whole experience was interesting enough to remember, because unlike non-Greek girls, I totally went ahead and shoved my dick in her ass and she didn’t even squirm or make a noise. Sure, I have a pretty small penis, but shit was like naturally lubricated and ready to go, like it was a second vagina and part of her Greek genetic code, leading me to believe that the stereotype comes from some truth….
So some advice to Aniston is that if you want to trick a dude into knocking you up, you gotta take him out of your ass, even if the anal is the only reason he’s in you in the first place. Everyone knows that’s the Christian girl’s answer to birth control and you can’t get pregnant like that….
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September 25th, 2008 at 3:35 am
I’ve heard Greek women will let you do anything to them(sexually).Perhaps it’s because they are so ugly,that they know if they don’t comply,the man won’t come back for seconds.
Jennifer Anniston is only half Greek though,so I guess she lucked out.
But Jennifer Anniston needs to let go of her emotional baggage,and move on with her life.
So what if her mother sold her out to the tabloids,and wrote a book about her? lol
Maybe if Jennifer Anniston shared some of her financial wealth with her mother,she wouldn’t have reduced her self to such a low.
Another thing,Jennifer Anniston needs to try dating someone that is not a celebrity,cause the men who do date her,only do it to further their career’s.
John Mayer(her ex),is notorious for that shit.
September 27th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Well said Candy Apples….if she wants to start dating non-celebrity losers, then I’m her man.