Katy Perry in a See Through Nightgown of the Day
Katy Perry is my enemy. Sure, I don’t know her and will never know her, but I do know that song and every I hear it everywhere I go, it’s like a fucking punch to the face and after a certain number of punches to the face, I start to take shit personally, and when I try to avoid those punches by changing the radio station, only to hear the song on the other channel, I feel like there’s no fucking escape. To make things worse, I find the bitch to be chubby, unattractive and talentless, but no one cares what I think, and instead see a big set of tits and a fantasy of those tits making out with other tits, leading to more money and success in her pocket and making her stick around longer than she deserves, and the whole thing is pretty stressful for me and the only real solution is to jump out of my apartment window, but like Katy Perry, I am too lazy to move, so I’ll just eat this bag of chips hoping the fat goes to the right places so that I can land a million dollar record deal and post pics of myself in a see through nightgown that covers my fat chick nipples on myspace. Fuckers.
September 24th, 2008 at 5:28 pm
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September 24th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
Katy Perry, chubby? Yeah right! Where do you come off saying that? She’s hot.
September 25th, 2008 at 12:10 am
AUGGH THAT HAS TO BE THE WORST SONG IN THE WORLD. I KISSED A GIRL WAS ONCE ON MY LOCAL RADIO STATION’S HOT 30 BEATING A MUCH BETTER SONG BY A LITTLE WELL KNOWN GROUP CALLED R.E.M. I HAVE HEARD SUPERNATURAL SUPERSERIOUS AND I FIND IT TO BE A MUCH MORE ENJOYABLE TUNE THEN THIS SHIT THIS CUNT BAG IS SPEWING. SO YOU KISSED A CHICK, SO YOU’RE A BI SEXUAL SKANK BAG. YOU’RE ALSO EXTREMELY UGLY AND NO ONE SHOULD HAVE TO LOOK AT YOUR. KATY PERRY GO CRAWL BACK IN TO WHATEVER OPEN CUNT YOU CAME FROM AND LEAVE US DECENT HUMANS ALONE.
September 25th, 2008 at 3:59 am
Katy Perry should do us all a favor,and kill herself.