Aubrey O’Day’s Cruelty To Animals of the Day
I guess being obnoxious trash in an obnoxious shitty band that was created on an obnoxious garbage show produced by an obnoxious hip hop superstar wasn’t enough for Aubrey O’Day’s quest to get noticed, so she went out and got herself an obnoxious lap dog to take out with her everywhere she goes because she hates being alone, making people ask “who is that girl who brought her dog to the restaurant, that’s kind of inappropriate”, leading Aubrey to think she’s being noticed, recognized and liked until she lifts up her skirt and starts trying to shove a fork into her weathered vagina to see if it’s still breathing, making the people around her forget about the dog, because they are too disgusted, amazed, intrigued or thrown off by what they just witnessed and forgetting about the dog is the totally wrong outcome of this whole getting a dog in the first place, so Aubrey gets back to the attention whore drawing board and realizes that everyone in LA has an obnoxious white lap dog that they take to events, what if she was to decorate her dog like a Christmas tree, then everyone will notice the dynamic duo and this is the result of that brainstorm session…..
The whole thing makes no sense to me, decorating your dog seems like something only serious trash would do. You know the same kind of people who decorate their sweaters with Bedazzlers, or their car dashboard with stuffed animals, or their shitty trailer park home with everything Mickey Mouse…actually it is all starting to make sense…
September 25th, 2008 at 2:58 pm
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September 25th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
That dog is too small for her, I won’t say why because some of you people are too uptight about that stuff. Aubrey needs to get a bigger dog.
September 25th, 2008 at 10:39 pm
I wonder what color Aubrey’d pubes are??
September 25th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I’m guessing Aubrey’s totally shaved.
September 26th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I swear,Aubrey O Day does not play with a full deck of cards.
If I didn’t know any better,I would suspect that she enjoys being compared to ppl like Paris Hilton,or Anna Nicole Smith.
An attention whore,with nothing intelligent to say,
and nothing to show for it.
I hope PETA get’s on her ass.