Fuck You Page Six of the Day

Page Six didn’t credit me for the pictures of Mini-Me’s girlfriend fucking around with Wee Man from Jackass. I know for a fact that I am the only person who wasted their fucking day stealing her facebook pictures, because I was friends with her before this Mini Me story broke on Perez Hilton. I had even seen the shit months ago and didn’t bother with it, because I just assumed she was just some groupie slut trying to fuck her way to the top, using any in she could get, that in being Mini Me, and I was right. My only mistake was thinking no one would care because it’s fucking Mini Me.
Either way, after an hour and a half of saving that shit to put on the fucking internet, these fuckers at the New York Post could have at least said where they saw the pictures of her kissing Wee Man.
Motherfuckers ruined my fucking day. Fuckers.
September 27th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Her prifiles and hot photos were found on ♥♥♥ wealthyromanceS.Com ♥♥♥ 2 weeks ago. It is an online dating service where wealthy singles can join who are looking for younger unattached people to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with.
September 27th, 2008 at 9:31 pm
Love how they called Verne Troyers dick a
“puny endowment”.
Page Six will do anything to get readers.
September 28th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
She wasn’t that hot.
Anyone that sleeps with Verne Troyer for ‘fun’ or whatever she wants to call it has no respect for themselves. I’m sorry but I could never tap Verne, he reminds me of a horny little toad, but that could be just me. Plus the whole his penis is probably the size of an ant thing.
Perez is a cunt.