Aubrey O’Day’s Making Out With Her Dog of the Day
A dog’s mouth is rumored to have less bacteria in it than a human’s mouth, which isn’t saying much when that human is Aubrey O’Day and a hooker’s 6 day old, unwashed panties have less bacteria than her mouth, but it is saying something. The truth is I thought it was bad enough that Aubrey had taken it upon herself to take a helpless little animal and turn it into some kind of weird, abused fashion accessory, but seeing that the thing is her personal living sex toy, kinda like you did with the kid down the street and both situations throw me the fuck off. I don’t ever think fucking animals is right, I don’t think exploiting them to draw a little more attention on yourself is right either because dogs are nice and don’t know any better, like that country girl I met at the bus station who let my friend do horrible things to her because she was just trying to find her way.
In the dog’s defense though, it’s only licking back because Aubrey’s mouth smells like cat shit and cat shit is to dogs, what chocolate cake is to my wife. If you know what I mean.
September 29th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
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September 29th, 2008 at 6:29 pm
I see that Aubrey O Day has read The Happy Hooker
by Xaviera Hollander,thus,her wanting to makeout/fuck her
doggy.
Aubrey O Day is hell bent on getting the rep as one of the biggest whores in Hollywood.
And at the rate she’s going,she’s succeeding.
September 29th, 2008 at 7:25 pm
She’s doing something nasty behind closed doors w/ that poor dog.
What a nasty bitch.
September 30th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
On the brighter side, Aubrey doesn’t seem to be wearing QUITE as much black shit on her eyes (or as much makeup in general) as usual! How refreshing! Oh, I just noticed that it looks as though she just woke up. This probab ly explains the discrepancy. How sad! I remember when Aubrey O’Day was actually REALLY pretty! On another note, her attention-seeking behavior doesn’t bode well for her future…
September 30th, 2008 at 5:06 pm
iTS nice to see a woman loves her cute doggie…Bark Bark~~!!